"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, fur kids, fur children, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog lady, dog ladies, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat lady, cat ladies, fish, aquarium, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners, bird lover, bird lovers, kid, kids, child, children, substitutes, substitute, replacement, replacements, fill-in, fill-ins, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, pets as children, relationship, relationships, pathetic, fur babies
"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."
Tags:threaten, threat, threatened, threatens, connection, connections, ties, tie, connected, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, poser, posing, pose, posed, fake, faker, pathetic, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts
"Consider yourself chased."
"I've got a weak muscle in my eye, and my doctor says the patch will help."
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate captain, pirate captains, eye patch, eye patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, weak ye muscles, medical advice, doctors advice, pathetic, modern life, modern attitudes, doctor's advice, good advice, backstory, backstories, tragic backstory, tragic backstories, fight, fights, disappointment, disappointments
"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"
Tags:bird, birds, bird house, birdhouse, bird houses, bird houses, bird box, bird boxes, property, properties, new property, new property, new build, new builds, owning property, real estate, kitsch, tacky, over decoration, over decorated, camp, twee, gimmick, gimmicky, artificial, false, aves, house, house, home, homes, unnecessary, pathetic, aesthetic, aesthetic appeal, no substance, lack of sunstance
Tags:spring cleaning, cleaning, house, mothers, spring, butter, pathetic, chipped, grimy, outdated, mildewed, broken, tragic, greasy, old, bent, needs repair, worn, horrible, shabby, dull, moth-eaten, yellowed, cobwebbed, dusty, torn, cheesy, ugh, stained, crumbling, grody, wee, decrepit, worse, mess, messes, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, clean, cleans
"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, insult, insults, dictionary, dictionaries, pathetic, loser, losers, picture, pictures, photo, photos, literal, comeback, comebacks
"Sorry, Roy, I don't think any man can help."
Tags:help, helps, helping out, helps out, depressed, depression, helper, helpers, cheer, cheerful, cheerfulness, melancholy, melancholic, clinical depression, sad, sadness, pathetic, helpless, helpful, helpfulness, therapist, therapists, therapy, lost cause, lost causes, refuse, refuses, refusing, refusal, refusals, gender divide, gender division, gender divisions
"I just stepped on something squishy!"
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
Tags:mental health, anxiety, anxious, sad, sadness, reflection, reflect, reflecting, psychology, psychological, pathetic, imaginary, imagination, imaginations, narcissus, reference, referential, mean, meanness, nastiness, talking, talk, talks, self worth, low self worth, self-worth, self deprecating, self-deprecating, deprecating, effacing, self effacing, self-effacing, low self-worth, pond, ponds, park, modern life, modern world, mental, mind, personal, personal health, self worth, self-worth, worth
"Next thing we knew, he started subjecting us to all this harsh, unfair criticism."
Tags:police, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, arrest, arrests, arrested, criticise, criticism, critic, critics, offend, offended, offending, insult, insulted, insulting, insulted, oversensitive, oversensitivity, over-sensitive, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, whine, whining, pathetic, unlawful arrest
Tags:robbery, robberies, armed robbery, armed robberies, unarmed, unarmed robbery, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, theft, burglary, burglar, burglars, incompetent, incompetence, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, criminal, criminals, pathetic, trick, tricks, bluff, bluffing, violence, threat, threaten, threatening