Patient Cartoons

Patient Cartoons

Patient cartoon 1 of 567

Patient cartoon

"Well, yes, it's a routine procedure - if you routinely have someone slice open your body with sharp instruments and then fiddle with your insides."

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Patient cartoon 2 of 567

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"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

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Patient cartoon 3 of 567

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"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."

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Patient cartoon 4 of 567

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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

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Patient cartoon 5 of 567

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"We're borrowing the best features of the Canadian system."

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"O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life."

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Patient cartoon 7 of 567

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"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

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Patient cartoon 8 of 567

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"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."

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Patient cartoon 9 of 567

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"You tested positive for being negative."

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Patient cartoon 10 of 567

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"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"

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Patient cartoon 11 of 567

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"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

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Patient cartoon 12 of 567

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"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

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Patient cartoon 13 of 567

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"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

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Patient cartoon 14 of 567

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"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

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Patient cartoon 15 of 567

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"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

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Patient cartoon 16 of 567

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"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

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Patient cartoon 17 of 567

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"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."

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Patient cartoon 18 of 567

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"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."

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Patient cartoon 19 of 567

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"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

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Patient cartoon 20 of 567

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A therapist hides behind sandbags as a general talks of war.

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Patient cartoon 21 of 567

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"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."

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Patient cartoon 22 of 567

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"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

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Patient cartoon 23 of 567

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"I don't think this is doing me any good."

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Patient cartoon 24 of 567

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"Shows you how much I know."

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Patient cartoon 25 of 567

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"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."

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