Patients Cartoons

Patients Cartoons

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Patients cartoon

"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

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"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."

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Patients cartoon 3 of 533

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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

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"We're borrowing the best features of the Canadian system."

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"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

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"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."

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"You tested positive for being negative."

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Patients cartoon 8 of 533

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"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"

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Patients cartoon 9 of 533

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"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

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Patients cartoon 10 of 533

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"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

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Patients cartoon 11 of 533

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"Maybe you ought to consider making love in the morning - before you have a chance to piss each other off."

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Patients cartoon 12 of 533

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"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

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Patients cartoon 13 of 533

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"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

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Patients cartoon 14 of 533

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"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

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"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

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Patients cartoon 16 of 533

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"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."

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"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."

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Patients cartoon 18 of 533

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"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

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Patients cartoon 19 of 533

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A therapist hides behind sandbags as a general talks of war.

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"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."

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Patients cartoon 21 of 533

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"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

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Patients cartoon 22 of 533

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"I don't think this is doing me any good."

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Patients cartoon 23 of 533

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"Shows you how much I know."

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Patients cartoon 24 of 533

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"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."

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"And this one is the very first surgical procedure I ever performed."

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