Patriot Cartoons

"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."

"It was a sweater when I began."

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."

"We're still getting used to feeling patriotic."

"But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. Only Disney can do that."

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

"No flag pin!"

"Listen, I love my country and I'm proud of the flag, but do we have to pledge allegiance every time we get into the car?"

"The following program has been judged likely to erode the national will."

"Hey, I love liberty as much as the next guy, but I'm still going to be out of town of the Fourth."

"But first, our national anthem."

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."

Desk Windsock

"All I did was remove his flag pin!"

"Who ever thought patriotism could be so complicated?"

"How about one more round of 'God Bless America' before we bring out the naked broads."

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."

A man looking at a statue of a statesman covered by a sign saying "Apprehended"

"Oh, good. You remembered my flag."

"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days."

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"