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Patron Cartoons
Patron cartoon 1 of 165
"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, mental health, liquor, booze, family, families, family issues, family problems, disintegrating, falling apart, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humourPatron cartoon 2 of 165
"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, patron, patrons, personal commitment, personal commitments, commitment, commitments, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, gourmand, gourmands, hungry, hunger, starving, strong, dinner, dinnersPatron cartoon 3 of 165
"I'm not much of a baseball-strike fan. I'm more of a hockey-strike fan."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, sport, sports, hockey, baseball, strike, strikes, striking, fan, fans, player, players, athlete, athletes, management, lockout, lockouts, labor relations, labour relations, union, unions, collective bargaining, labour dispute, labor disputes, league, leagues, team, teams, labor negotiations, labour negotiationsPatron cartoon 4 of 165
"Every day at five. Like clockwork."
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drinking, drinker, drinkers, regular, regulars, public house, public houses, pub, bar, customer, customers, clockwork toy, clockwork toys, wind up car, wind up cars, wind up toy, wind up toy, bartender, bartenders, patron, patrons, regular customer, regular customers, clockwork, schedule, schedules, routine, routines, repetitive, repetitivenessPatron cartoon 5 of 165
"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."
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car, cars, truck, trucks, pickup, pickups, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, relationship, relationships, car company, car companies, types of cars, rapport, compatibility, harmony, love, bond, affinity, handles well, handles beautifully, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, businessmen, businessman, wealthy, rich, the one percent, the 1%, miss, missing, lament, lamenting, regret, regrets, reminisce, reminiscingPatron cartoon 6 of 165
"Yes, I'm still working on it."
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restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, dining alone, single, diner, diners, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests, eating, meal, meals, food, slow eater, slow eaters, eating slowly, rush, no rush, still working on it, still going, still eating, time, wait, waiting, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, traffic cones, traffic cone, pylon, pylons, road cone, road cones, safety cone, safety cones, construction cone, construction cones, cone, cones, marker, markersPatron cartoon 7 of 165
"Anyone here named Hippity?"
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hippity hop, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippity-hop, bunny ears, bar, bars, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, patron, patrons, rabbit ears, call, calls, telephone, telephones, phone call, phone callsPatron cartoon 8 of 165
"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, pride, prides, hiding, escaping, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, avoiding, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spousesPatron cartoon 9 of 165
"So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, marriage, marriages, married, infidelity, introduction, introductions, interested, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettesPatron cartoon 10 of 165
"What would you recommend for someone who's wealthy?"
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dining, fine dining, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, menu, menu, restaurant menus, wealth, wealthy, privilege, privileged, entitled, entitlement, ignorant, uncultured, uninformed, rich people, rich men, patron, patrons, customer, customers, pompous, pomposity, imperious, self-important, self-importance, excessive wealth, expensive restaurantsPatron cartoon 11 of 165
"If only the aftertaste came first."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, complaint, complaints, complaining, critique, critiquing, criticizing, criticising, critic, critics, customer, customers, patron, patrons, taste, aftertaste, firstPatron cartoon 12 of 165
"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."
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pig, pigs, piglets, restaurant, restaurants, piggie, piggies, entree, entrees, buffet, buffets, trough, drink, drinks, unlimited, limitless, bottomless, eat out, dining, dining out, animal, animals, food, foods, consumerism, gluttony, glutton, gluttons, patron, patrons, customers, customers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitressesPatron cartoon 13 of 165
Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, twin, twins, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, long-lost, long lost, reunion, reunions, reunited, surprise, surprises, surprised, distracted, distraction, distractions, distracting, hungry, hunger, starving, family, families, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, separated at birthPatron cartoon 14 of 165
"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, show-off, show-offs, bragging, boasting, boast, boasts, hipster, hipsters, vinyl, record, records, album, albums, music, musician, musicians, band, bands, middle-age, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, trying to stay relevant, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, modern life, millennial, milliennialsPatron cartoon 15 of 165
"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"
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restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, ordering, order, orders, menu, menus, food, meal, meals, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, advice, tuna salad, amazing, delicious, tasty, great, dining, diners, diners, customer, customers, customer service, service, patron, patrons, guest, guestsPatron cartoon 16 of 165
"I'll have a mead spritzer."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, mead, spritzer, spritzers, medieval, history, historical, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, ordering, order, orders, fancy, girly, unmanly, effeminate, man, menPatron cartoon 17 of 165
"Is the hamburger innovative?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, question, questions, questioning, innovative, innovation, burger, burgers, hamburger, hamburgers, foodie, foodies, gourmand, gourmands, gourmet, gourmets, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, millennial, millennials, modern lifePatron cartoon 18 of 165
"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, normalise, normalize, marital relations, psychology, man, menPatron cartoon 19 of 165
"Is the rabbit cute?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, rabbit, rabbits, meat, cute, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, question, questions, customer, customers, patron, patronsPatron cartoon 20 of 165
"I presume your innocence."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, money, stolen, theft, thief, thieves, guilt, guilty, innocent, innocence, innocent until proven guilty, presume, presumption, presumptions, presuming, presumption of innocence, law, laws, legal, legal system, justice system, wordplay, word playPatron cartoon 21 of 165
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, inebriated, intoxicated, book, books, a tale of two cities, charles dickens, quote, quotes, dickens, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, literature, talkative, belligerent, annoying, bothersomePatron cartoon 22 of 165
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, zodiac, astrology, star sign, star signs, western astrology, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, bull, bulls, fish, ram, rams, crab, crabs, lion, lions, taurus, aeries, leo, pieces, cancer, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, compatibilityPatron cartoon 23 of 165
"This place isn't bad during the week, but on weekends it turns into a zoo."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, animal, animals, zoo, zoo animal, zoo animals, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, monkey, monkeys, giraffe, giraffes, crowd, crowds, crowded, busy, weekend, weekends, weekend crowd, weekend crowds, phrase, phrases, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, word play, wordplayPatron cartoon 24 of 165
"Are you in for Tarzan?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, literature, fictional character, fictional characters, novel, novels, book, books, film, films, movie, movies, hiding, hiding out, avoidingPatron cartoon 25 of 165
"I know what women want. Her lawyer told me."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, family law, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal advice, woman, women, man, men, what women want, stereotype, stereotypesMore cartoons with the keyword 'patron'