"I can't cook, but I can pay."
"Let's see, who had the canary?"
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"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."
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"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"
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"Yikes! Somebody ask him if they take plastic."
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"How much do we have to leave to avoid a social-media incident?"
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From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"
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The Last Brunch.
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"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."
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"By the way, Sam, as someday you'll be paying for my entitlements, I'd like to thank you in advance."
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"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."
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"Hey, this is on me!"
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Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant
"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."
"The extra fifteen per cent is for the rain forest."
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"Your check, on a bed of polenta."
"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."
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"Trust me, they get a lot more forgetful when it comes time to pay their tab."
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"Since we don't do payback dinners, how does eighty bucks sound for the reasonably decent evening I think we've all had?"
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"I don't have any money. I'm a mullet."
"You might as well pay the check now. I've already decided to ignore you for the rest of the evening."
"It wouldn't kill you to pay your bill."
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"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."
"Not to worry, folks. We embrace all forms of payment."