"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."
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"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."
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"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."
"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."
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"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."
"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
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"How much more would this be worth if something happened to you?"
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"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
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"By the way, Sam, as someday you'll be paying for my entitlements, I'd like to thank you in advance."
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"The extra fifteen per cent is for the rain forest."
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"Your check, on a bed of polenta."
"I accept candy or cash - I don't take stickers."
"Pshaw! I grabbed the wrong bag."
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"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."
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Organic Check Cashing
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"I give you a fifty-fifty chance. Pay me up front, and I'll make it sixty-forty."
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"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."
"I'm your attorney, Artie, and it's essential that you level with me. Can you or can you not pay me?"
Too Much Money
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"Not to worry, folks. We embrace all forms of payment."
"I just heard that when you die your social security checks stop!"
"I've gotten plenty of table scraps but no one has ever given me money under the table."
"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"
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"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."
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