Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
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animal, animals, squirrel, squirrels, pirate, pirates, dig, digging, hole, holes, search, searching, buried, bury, treasure, buried treasure, x marks the spot, x-marks-the-spot, map, maps, treasure map, treasure maps, hunting, hunt, searching, search, looking, look, captain, captains, eye patch, eye patches, peg leg, peg legs, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, park, parks, hook, hooks, strange, unusualSailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.
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history, historical, colonial, pirate, pirates, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, sailor, sailors, transportation, handicap, handicap parking, disabled parking, disabled parking, blue badge, parking, disabled, disability, dock, docks, port, ports, pier, piers, peg leg, wooden leg, cane, canes, vehicle, vehicles, commuting, commuter, commuters, parking space, parking spaces"Not in front of the crew!"
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, cat, cats, pet, pets, scratching post, scratches, scratch, scratching, crew, crews, respect, respecting, respected"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, fixate, fixating, fixation, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, handicap, handicaps"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, doctor, doctors, get well soon, get well, surgeon, surgery"So there you were, trapped in a no-future job."
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wolf, wolves, chat show, chat shows, talk show, talk shows, interview, interviews, pegleg, peglegs, peg leg, peg legs, missing leg, missing legs, pirate, priates, amputees, no future job, no future jobs, no-future job, no-future jobs, dead end job, dead end jobs, dead-end job, dead-end jobs, lucky, lucky escpae, lucky escapes"Watch out for his right hook."
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boxing, fighting, pirate, peg leg, eye patch, right hook, right hooks, overhand right, overhand rights, boxer, boxers, pirates, piracy, hook, hooks, hook hand, hook hands, warning, warnings, warn, warns, punch, punches, punching, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, fisticuffs, fighter, fighters, fighting, mankoffCaptain Ahab (Ret.)
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herman, melville, moby dick, pequod, boat, boats, ship, ships, ahab, captain ahab, book, books, novel, novels, author, authors, writer, writers, whale, whales, ocean, sea, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, whaling, whaler, whalers, fiction, fictional, voyage, voyages, peg leg, retire, retired, retirement, old, old age, elderly, elder, elders"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."
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pirate, pirates, yarr, peg leg, peg legs, hook, hooks, hook hand, pirate captain, amputate, amputations, half and half, half, halfs, limbs, blown off, blown-off, missing limb, missing limbs, body bits, limb, loss of limb, amputated, pirate captain, play on words, word play, word-play, pirate ship, pirateer, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, rhyme, rhymes, sea shanty, sing, singing, song, songs, masculinity, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, preference"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, bonus, bonuses, queequeg, burial, burial at sea, buried, dead, death, die, died, viking funeral, viking funerals"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."
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pirate, pirates, yarr, peg leg, peg legs, hook, hooks, hook hand, pirate captain, amputate, amputations, half and half, half, halfs, limbs, blown off, blown-off, missing limb, missing limbs, body bits, limb, loss of limb, amputated, pirate captain, play on words, word play, word-play, pirate ship, pirateer, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, career, careers, career choice, career choices, career change, change career"I lost it in a legal minefield."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, peg leg, peg legs, amputees, battle scar, battle scars, minefield, minefields, legal minefield, legal minefields, dangerous job, dangerous jobs, the law, changes in the law, legal loophole, legal loopholes, legal representation, loophole, loopholes, difficult job, difficult jobs, war story, war stories"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."
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cowboy, cowboys, pirate, pirates, piracy, career, careers, career change, career changes, change, changes, telltale sign, telltale signs, obvious, sign, signs, horse, horses, cowpoke, cowpokes, western, westerns, sea pirate, sea pirates, peg leg, peg legs, job, jobs, new job, new jobs, new role, new roles"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, firework, fireworks, explosive, explosives, volunteer, volunteers, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs"Now you're just being a jerk!"
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literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, captain ahab, ahab, jerk, leg, peg leg, vindictive, mean, overkill, over kill, leg, my leg, legsPirate window-shopping.
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pirate, pirates, raider, raiders, marauder, marauders, fashion, pirate fashion, shop, shop, shopping, shop window, shop windows, window shopping, stare, stares, staring, outfit, outfits, new season, fashion, coat, coats, parrot, parrots, shoulder, shoulders, sit, sits, sitting, perch, perches, perching, peg leg, peg legs, consider, considers, considering, choose, chooses, choosing