"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."
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"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
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"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."
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Budget Sideshow Attractions
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
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Pencil sharpener and tepees.
Secrets of Adulthood.
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"I can tell you're upset."
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"It's true. We do shrink as we get older."
"He stayed sharp right up until the end."
A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".
"Ah, to be young again."
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"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."
"Just because I'm not holding a pencil doesn't mean I'm not writing."
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"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."
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"He took it back—why can't you?"
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"Hey, if you have to ask, you can't afford them."
"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"
Recycled fragment of the true cross.
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"Careful - it's full of lies."
"You complete me."
Small Caliber #2 Pencil
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"This should clear that right up."
"This mechanical pencil of yours still hasn't written a damn thing."
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