"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."
"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
"I don't know. George got it somewhere."
"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"
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A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.
"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"
The Penguins of Las Vegas
"Personally, I don't see the big deal about the ice-bucket challenge."
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"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."
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"What's it all about, Alfie?"
"They keep asking for more ice for their drinks."
"One day, son, this will all be gone."
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"Maybe we'd stand a better change of rescue if we didn't look so much like penguins."
"You ever have flying dreams?"
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"It's either a global warming trend or merely a fad."
"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."
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"I just got damn well fed up with being formal all the time."
"Why on earth would you spring for color film?"
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"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."
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"THis one is certainly not well-suited to its environment."
"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."
"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."
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Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.
"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."
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Boy trying to teach penguins to fly