"The Balkans. This is where I came in."
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"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"
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Unusual Retirement Plans
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"Were we gay?"
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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Third-Degree White Belt
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The Male Biological Clock.
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"And here I am at two years of age. Remember? Mom? Pop? No? Or how about this one. My first day of school. Anyone?"
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"It was just supposed to lift him gently into an upright position."
"Remember all those 401k contributions we matched? Well, now we need a favor."
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"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
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"A gentleman would offer his seat."
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"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."
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"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
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The Angina Monologues
Edward Loves Mae Marsh
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"Those once-in-a-lifetime events are beginning to add up."
Old Man Journal
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"Everything was better back when everything was worse."
"OMG, here comes my old lover."
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"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."
"When I was your age we didn't have mouths."
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