"The Balkans. This is where I came in."
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"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, retirement, retirements, oap, oaps, ball, chase, chases, chasing, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, family pet, canine behavior, dog behavior, dog behaviour, canine behaviour
Unusual Retirement Plans
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"Were we gay?"
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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Third-Degree White Belt
Tags:karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners
The Male Biological Clock.
Tags:golf, mental images, middle age, biological clocks, the male biological clock, age, old age, old age, leisure, relaxation, sports, family, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf game, golf swing, ageing process, aging process, biological clock, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, ageing process, aging process
"And here I am at two years of age. Remember? Mom? Pop? No? Or how about this one. My first day of school. Anyone?"
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"It was just supposed to lift him gently into an upright position."
"Remember all those 401k contributions we matched? Well, now we need a favor."
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"A gentleman would offer his seat."
Tags:old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, concert, concerts, performance, performer, performers, piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, stage, stages, theatre, manners, gentlemen, gentleman, etiquette, chivalry, chivalrous, interruption, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, o.a.p., o.a.p.s, good manners, bad manners
"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."
Tags:pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, senior, seniors, retirement, retirements, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, grownup, grown-up, grown up, kid, kids, child, children, maturity, alone time, married life, family-life, family life, failure to launch, living with your parents, cutting, apron strings, live at home, living at home, burden, burdens, grow old, grows old, growing old, adult child, fly the coop, flying the coop
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
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The Angina Monologues
Edward Loves Mae Marsh
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"Those once-in-a-lifetime events are beginning to add up."
Old Man Journal
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"Everything was better back when everything was worse."
"OMG, here comes my old lover."
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"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."
"The soup of the day is mushroom-barley, but I'd rather talk about the soup of November 6, 1946."
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"What the hell do you want kelp for?"
Tags:dog, dogs, rescue, rescues, rescue dog, rescue dogs, dog owner, dog owners, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old-age, old age, pensioner, pensioners, deaf, deafness, hearing loss, hearing problem, hearing problems, misheard, mishear, mishearing