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Why Cows Leave Home
"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
"I'm sorry, Paige, but grades are based on the quality of the writing, not on your Klout score."
"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."
"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."
"I give you a fifty-fifty chance. Pay me up front, and I'll make it sixty-forty."
"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."