Performance Cartoons

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

Audience Participation

"There's no business like show business. . ."

"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."

"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"I don't know much about show business, but I do know we're selling more hamburgers."

"But seriously, folks..."

A man jumps from the frying pan into the fire.

"No wonder we could get tickets."

"Tonight's 'Valkyrie' features actual Norse gods, and takes place in the sky."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

Grand Piano

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"

"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

"This one's for me."

Piano Airbag

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."