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"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."
"Hey, if you could take a drug that made you better at watching TV, wouldn't you?"
"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."
"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."
"Luke, use to Force, or crush up the Adderall Chewbacca gave you and snort it – your call."
"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."
Baseball's New On-Field Drug Counseling