"What's the next best medicine?"
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depression, depressed, mental health, mental state, cure, cures, mental states, laughter is the best medicine, medicine, medicines, clown, clowns, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, entertainer, entertainers, performer, performers, medical advice, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, gp, gpsAudience Participation
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audience participation, fourth wall, 4th wall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, break the 4th wall, breaking the 4th wall, avant-garde, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, performer, performers, performance, performances, live performance, live performances, actor, actors, acting, improv, improvise, improvises, improvisation, improvisations, shakespeare, play, plays, playwright, playwrights, stage, stages, audience, audiences"I got the part, but I play a waiter."
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actor, actors, theater, acting, audition, auditions, performer, performers, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, art imitates life, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, wait staff, kitchen, kitchens, kitchen work, bad job, bad jobs, job satisfaction"There's no business like show business. . ."
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show business, show-business, show biz, show-biz, entertainer, entertainers, performer, performers, performance, performances, concert, concerts, live music, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, audience, audiences, no business like show business, nightclub, nightclubs, night club, night clubs, club, clubs"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."
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war, iran, war in iran, live music, music, performer, performers, performing, performance, performances, piano, piano player, piano players, pianos, military, officer, soldier, soldiers, officers, general, generals, conflict, political conflict, invade, invasion, military invasion, bar, bars, restaurant, restaurants, veteran, veterans, war vet, war veteran, war veterans, war vets, armed forces, servicemen, servicewomen, history, historical, persian gulf"You're on next. Break a leg!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dolphin, dolphins, porpoise, porpoises, aquarium, aquariums, waterpark, waterparks, water park, water parks, oceanarium, oceanariums, marine mammal park, marine mammal parks, show, shows, performance, performances, performing, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, jumping, leaping, hoop, hoops, your on next, your turn, break a leg, superstition, superstitions, good luck, luck, fortune, entertainment, performer, performers"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."
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music, musician, musicians, performer, performers, performance, performances, piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, concert, concerts, applause, praise, recognition, glory, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, son, sons, adult kid, adult kids, taking credit, proud parent, proud parents, mother-son relationship, mother-son relationships"I don't know much about show business, but I do know we're selling more hamburgers."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, fast food, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, music, live music, piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, musician, musicians, performer, performers, performance, show, shows, dinner theatre, dinner theater, show business, dancing, dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricksA man jumps from the frying pan into the fire.
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cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, out of the frying pan, into the fire, frying pan, frying pans, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatic, acrobatics, high dive, high dives, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, circus, circuses, performer, performers, performance, performances, literal, literally, bad situation, bad situations"A gentleman would offer his seat."
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old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, concert, concerts, performance, performer, performers, piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, stage, stages, theatre, manners, gentlemen, gentleman, etiquette, chivalry, chivalrous, interruption, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, o.a.p., o.a.p.s, good manners, bad manners"Of course, what I'd really like to do is direct."
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seal, seals, performer, perform, performers, performance, performances, actor, actors, director, directors, acting, directing, circus, circuses, circus animal, circus animals, performing seal, performing seals, movies, movie, film, movie actor, movie actors, film actor, film actors, hollywood, movie industry, film industry, pretentious, pretension, aspire, aspiring, dream, dreams, dreaming"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dolphin, dolphins, porpoise, porpoises, aquarium, aquariums, waterpark, waterparks, water park, water parks, oceanarium, oceanariums, marine mammal park, marine mammal parks, show, shows, performance, performances, performing, jumping, leaping, entertainment, performer, performers, management, motivation, mackerel, food, fish, trainer, trainersChicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
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public funding, funding, arts, debate, debates, violence, politics, government, governments, congress, national endowment for the arts, politicians, politicians, artist, artists, art, money, finances, financing, controversy, controversies, defunding, controversial, performer, performers, performance, performances, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, animal, animals, trick, tricks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, horn, horns, circus, music, seal of approval, seals of approval, approved"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."
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music, live music, band, bands, musician, musicians, singer, singers, performer, performers, performing, bar, bars, pub, pubs, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, song, songs, singing, ignoring, oblivious, unaware, disinterested, uninterested, live entertainmentGrand Piano
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grand piano, grand pianos, grand-piano, grand-piano, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, concert, concerts, perform, performer, performers, performance, performances, prop, propped up, top board prop, hold up, holding up, support, supporting, supports, holds up, recital, recitals, piano recital, piano recitals"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"
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stage, stages, entertainment, entertainer, entertainers, performance, performances, performer, performers, spin doctor, spin doctors, spokesperson, publicist, publicists, pr, p.r., public relations, spokesman, spokesmen, audience, emergency, emergencies, scandal, scandals, media, press, journalism"This next one is a sad little blues tune about love and pain that I wrote before I started taking Celexa."
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antidepressant, antidepressants, anti-depressant, anti-depressants, medication, medications, singer songwriter, performer, performers, musician, musicians, citalopram, ssri, ssris, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, songwriter, songwriters, love song, love songs, sad song, sad songs, cliche, cliches"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."
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entertainment, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, performer, performers, talent, no talent, talentless, audition, auditions, auditioning, looking, searching, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, role, roles, critic, critics, producer, producers, director, directors, casting, casting call, casting calls, casting director, casting directors, bad audition, bad auditions"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."
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beached whale, beached whales, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, musician, musicians, singing whale, singing whales, performer, performers, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, depression, oblivious, obliviousness, despondent, despondency"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"
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magician, magicians, magicians assistant, magicians assistant, sawn in half, saw in half, magic trick, magic tricks, failed trick, failed tricks, failed magic tricks, collapse, collapsed, performer, performance, performers, performances, doctor, doctors, doctor in the house, disaster, disasters, accident, accidents, cpr, died, dying, magic act, magic actsPiano Airbag
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airbag, airbags, car, cars, auto, autos, automobiles, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, piano, pianos, grand piano, grand pianos, pianist, pianists, musician, musicians, performer, performers, performing, performance, virtuoso, visual joke, visual gag, surprise, surprises"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"
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performance, performer, performers, talent, talents, talent show, talent shows, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquy, voice, voices, puppet, puppets, puppetry, puppet master, puppet masters, act, acting, dead, dying, sick, sickness, ill, illness, poison, poisoning, poisoned, poisons, doctor, doctors, in the house, audience, audiences, alive, come alive