"Whore of Babylon?"
"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."
"I want something that will make me smell thinner."
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"Gossip by Steve in Accounting - An Alluring new scent you'll want to resist...but can't. Because you have nothing else going on."
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"I'm looking for a fragrance I can wear when my wife's not around."
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Iowa: the new fragrance
"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."
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"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."
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"It's that bold new fragrance from Uncle Sam—Misconduct."
Just Arrived: Tom Clancy toiletries.
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"Harold, do I smell too Crabtree & Evelynish?"
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"Dab a little of this behind your ears. It'll drive him crazy."
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"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."
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"It's tested by animals on the plains of the Serengeti."
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"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."
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"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."
"Is my French really bad or does that bottle not say 'Toilet Water'?"
Guns Pour Homme
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"I always end up being attracted to the ones who wear cheap insect repellent."
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"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."
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"It's called 'fear'."
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"It's called 'Eau De Sty', by Countess Slopbucket."
"I'll take three dozen bottles."
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