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"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."
The Working Woman's Magazine
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."
Prison Reading Material
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You're telling me that this whole time you've just been making up the horoscopes?"