Personal Appearance Cartoons

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."

"It lets me be me."

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

"You're right. It does send a powerful message."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"This is the beak I was born with and it's the beak I'll die with."

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

"I like you in a tie."

"I'm a Banana Republican."

"I had it cut so I can style it professionally at work and still look stupid at night."

"You're home now, Adele. Why don't you take off your shoulders?"

"I can't believe his elaborate tattoo came without him."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

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"I think I prefer not to have the cuffs show that much."

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

"Great tights!"

"Try coming back tomorrow with your pants pulled up."

"He had himself pierced once too often."

"This is more than a look. This is a context."