Personal Data Cartoons

"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."

"Maybe you should disable your cookies, Steve."

Cutting out the middleman

"Phones have ears."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"I guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."

"Mark Zuckerberg would have known the colour of my eyes."

"The scanner says you're the only one in the neighborhood of your ethnic group who buys raisin bread."

"I want you to hear it from me before you hear it from the hackers who broke into our files."

"What does God do with all that prayer data?"

How do they know me so well?

How do they know me so well?

Mark Zuckerberg's definitely not running for president.

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

The whales have been tagged for biologists to track, and today they lead us further offshore. Where will they migrate next, and what will they buy?

Due to privacy concerns Santa no longer sees you when you're sleeping, or when you're awake.

"Now that Google owns Fitbit, they know when I am sleeping, they know when I'm awake..."

"Now that Google owns Fitbit, they know when I am sleeping, they know when I'm awake..."

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."