"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
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Your Pizza Dollar
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"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."
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"You can't learn the path to financial independence from just ANY infomercial."
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"I've consolidated all our bills into one missed payment."
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"Red pins indicate the President's financial interests."
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"Whatever the economy is doing, it's doing it without me."
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"Bob, as a token of my appreciation for this wonderful lunch I would like to disclose to you my income-tax returns for the past four years."
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"Phones, tones, stones, bones, moans, groans."
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"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."
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"Sure we have mortgage money. It's just that you can't have any."
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"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."
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"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."
"To our divorces—powerful tools of capital formation."
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"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."
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"I'm down here, enjoying a quiet beer at the stack-o'-bills-that-I-can't-pay cafe."
Dave And His Common-Law Accountant, Phil
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"I'm only doing this to support my writing."
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"How can a fund that's loosing us money call itself socially responsible?"
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Ed's Salary Cap
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"This is money—get ready to worry about it for the rest of your life."
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"This one might be a bit out of your price range, sir. It costs eighteen zillion dollars."
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Supermarket with different aisle of food separated by a shopper's income.
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"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."
"Your retirement fund has become dangerously enlarged."