"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."
"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"
"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."
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Thomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone
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"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."
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"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"
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"You're fired! Read all about it!"
The Original Information Superhighway
"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"
Guess Your ATM Password
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"I'm looking for a card that says 'Sorry about the herpes.'"
The not so secret life of Walter Mitty
"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."