"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."
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interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, recruit, recruitment, recruiter, personal data, personal data protection, gdpr, intrusive, intrusion, unnecessary, personal information, dental health, dental hygiene, company policy, company policies, teeth, overzealous, job applicant, job application, company routine, company routines, interfere, interfering, forward, forwardness, entitled, entitlement"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."
"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"
"It's free, but they sell your information."
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children, kids, internet, internet culture, modern life, modern, modernity, computer, computers, child, kid, lemonade stand, data protection, data, personal privacy, personal information, privacy, internet privacy, privacy policy, privacy policies, gdpr, gdpr policy, information economy, information age, business, business front, social media, browser history, browser histories"We have decided to finance your voyage, Mr. Columbus, even though we are disappointed that you failed to produce your high-school transcripts."
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transcript, transcripts, columbus, christopher columbus, columbus day, ferdinand, queen isabella, navigator, navigators, 1492, audit, audits, personal records, personal information, financier, financiers, sponsor, sponsors, sponsorship, corporate sponsor, corporate sponsors, verification, education history, educational history, schooling"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."
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airport, airports, spy, spies, spying, surreptitious, glance, glances, look, looks, looking, snoop, snoops, snooping, nosy, idea, ideas, good idea, good ideas, new idea, new ideas, muse, muses, inspiration, inspirations, inspire, inspires, inspiring, laptop, laptops, privacy, private, peek, peeks, peeking, personal information, personal info, dprk, right to privacy, violation, violations of privacy"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."
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modern life, modern times, nuisance call, nuisance calls, nuisance caller, cold caller, cold callers, nuisance callers, cold call, cold calls, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, phonecall, phonecalls, telephone, telephones, provenance, privacy, personal information, private information, sculpture, sculptures, abstract, abstract art, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, surrealism, modernism"Bob, as a token of my appreciation for this wonderful lunch I would like to disclose to you my income-tax returns for the past four years."
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business, businessman, businessmen, business lunch, businessman's lunch, restaurant, restaurants, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, appreciative, thankful, grateful, appreciation, income tax, tax, taxes, tax return, tax returns, disclosing, accountant, accountants, accounting, trust, trusting, personal finances, finances, money, personal informationThomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone
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death, dying, eternity, mortality, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, office, offices, office life, fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, sending documents, document, documents, personal info, personal information, obsolescence, outdated technology, outdated technologies, business card, business cards, how to reach me"Whoa – way too much information."
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doctor, doctors, gp, general practitioner, doctors surgery, gp surgery, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, medical information, information, overshare, oversharing, revealing, disclosing, personal information, private information, whoa, shock, disgust, checkup, physical examination, medical examination, examination, examination, physical examinations, medical examinations, bedside manner, medical malpractice, unprofessional"How did the internet get my bra size?"
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technology, computer, computers, internet, online, internet shopping, online shopping, ecommerce, e-commerce, internet privacy, privacy, personal privacy, internet searches, online searches, search history, general data protection regulation, gdpr, data mining, data, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, clothes, clothing, underwear, lingerie, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, personal information, modern life"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."
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foia, foia request, foia requests, request, requests, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, freedom of information, freedom of information act, freedom of information acts, disclose, discloses, disclosing, disclosure, personal information, personal info, info, information, god, almighty, judge, judges, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, ethics, government, governments, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"
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moby dick, melville, herman melville, villain, villains, villainous, hero, heroes, heroic, biography, biographies, white whale, white whales, biographical, misrepresent, misrepresents, misrepresenting, misrepresentation, misrepresentations, fact, facts, factual account, factual accounts, book, books, reader, readers, reading, personal info, personal information, whale, whales, harpoon, harpoons, harpooning"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."
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toast, toasts, wedding toast, wedding toasts, best man, best men, faux pas, jealous, jealousy, experiment, experiments, experimenting, homosexual, homosexuality, past, pasts, secret, secrets, private information, personal information, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, confession, confessions, drunken confession, drunken confessions, speech, speeches, drunke, drunks, reception, receptions, wedding reception, wedding receptions, ex, exes, ex-lover, ex-lovers"If you want to find out more about my dull boring life check out my blog or my Facebook page or my Twitter page or the fliers I taped to lamp posts all over town."
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social media, social network, social networks, social networking, profile, profiles, profile page, profile pages, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, personal information, private life, gossip, gossips, gossiping, colleague, colleagues, unpopular, popularity, flyer, flyers, flier, fliers, lonely, loneliness"Alright - I'll give you my pin number."
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vampire, vampires, dracula, pin number, pin numbers, pin, pins, personal identification number, personal identification number, bank pin, bank pins, banking pin, banking pins, password, passwords, privacy, personal privacy, personal information, security, protection, threat, threats, threatening"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."
"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."
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religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, cloud, clouds, cloud storage, storage, technology, computer, computers, data, information, personal information, storing, file, files, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, filing, system, systems, computing, nicer, better, server, servers, data storage, digital data, hosting, cloud computing, virtual infrastructure, modern lifeGuess Your ATM Password
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guess, guesses, guessing, pin, pins, pin number, pin numbers, security, security code, security code, id number, id numbers, password, passwords, personal info, personal information, carny, carnies, carnival game, carnival games, guess your weight, secret, secrets, secrecy, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, credit card, credit cards, debit card, debit cards, identity, identity thief, identity theft, guessing booth, guessing booths, carnival booth, carnival booths"Madame Zelinski can provide an even more accurate. Reading with your date of birth and social security number,"
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, scrying, vision, visions, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, computer, computers, technology, social insurance number, sin, s.i.n., birthdate, date of birth, birth date, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, scamming, con artist, con artists, con, cons, fraud, identity theft, questionable, suspicious, sketchy, personal information, crime, modern life"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, scamming, trick, tricks, con, conning, con man, con men, crime, social insurance number, social insurance numbers, sin, sins, s.i.n., s.i.n.s, credit card, credit cards, credit card number, credit card numbers, identity theft, lying, liar, liars, identify verification, verification, identity, modern life, phone scam, phone scams, telecommunications, phishing, phisher, phishers, personal information, fraud