Personality Types Cartoons

"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."

"Can't you give him one of those personalities in a bottle I keep reading about?"

"We've learned so much from each other that you remind me of me."

"Whatever you do, please don't edit yourself."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

49% L.L. Bean / 49% I.B.M. / 2% whimsy

"That's the best you can do - 'Time to call the gutter man'?"

"Funny, you don't look hawkish."

"Look on the dark side."

Grinds

"You should take it easy for a while, Mr. Harner. You've been infected by the virus of hate."

"If you want to know what Carl is like, imagine Dick Cheney without power."

"Pretty sure of herself, isn't she?"

"People used to think of Miriam as zany. Later, she was generally perceived as kooky. Now, I'm afraid, the consensus is that's she's flaky."

"Try not to get irrepressible."

Truth or Dare in Apartment 2-L

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"If you use up all your worry today what will you have tomorrow?"

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

"I want to start dating other zhlubs."

"I've decided to outsource my emotional needs."

"You just self-deprecated yourself right out of a job."