"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
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"I really appreciate this."
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"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
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"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
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"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"
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"I love it!"
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Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.
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"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."
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"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."
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"Play it, Sam."
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"What am I, chopped liver?"
"How about an apple split for a change?"
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Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
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"The resolution has been made and seconded that we stick our heads in the sand."
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"You are a very sick rabbit."
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"Love your work."
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
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"Care to stick your head out the window, sir?"
"Forget exercise—find another pear to love you."
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"My sister had my homework. The dog ate them both."
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"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."
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"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"
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"Joel, do you have a minute?"
Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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