"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
Tags:moby dick, herman melville, whale, whales, ahab, captain, captains, captain ahab, reminisce, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, literature, book, books, novel, novels, fiction, fictions, character, characters, personified, personification, regret, regrets, wistful, wistfully, whaling, whales, whaled, whaler, harpoon, harpooning
"I really appreciate this."
Tags:scratch, scratching, scratches, scratched, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, neck cone, cone, cones, help, helping, friend, friendly, appreciate, appreciated, itch, itching, itches, dogs and cats, helps, helper, head, heads, personified, personification, thankful, thanks, thanking, thank, value, values
"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"
Tags:teen, teenager, teens, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent, adolescence, rebellion, rebel, rebels, leaf, leaves, parent, parenting, parents, raise, raising, angst, angsty, tree, trees, shed leaves, pointless, useless, rebelled, complain, complaining, complains, personified, personify, personification, child, children, kid, kids
"I love it!"
Tags:fashion, fashions, vanity, vain, fashionista, fashionista, trend, trends, farm, farms, cow, cows, personified, personification, parallel, comparison, polka-dot, polka dot, polka dotted, polka-dotted, trendy, makeover, make-over, make-overs, clothes, clothes, makeup, make-up, make up, bovine, bovines
"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."
Tags:fish, fishes, shark, sharks, great white, hammerhead, feeding frenzy, frenzy, frenzied, parallel, personified, personification, news, newspapers, media, media frenzy, animal, animals, terrible, analogy, analogies, cliche, cliches, parallel, reflect, reflection, media feeding frenzy, stress, stressed, paps, paparazzi
"What am I, chopped liver?"
Tags:shark, sharks, fear, fears, irony, ironic, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, beach-goer, beach-goers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, scare, scared, scares, scary, personified, personification, join in, joining in, panic, panicked, panicking, panics
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
Tags:anthro, anthromoprhic, anthromorphise, anthromorphisis, personify, personified, personification, cartoonist, cartoonists, tools, tool, artist's tools, artist, artists, artistry, drawing, draws, drawings, draw, sketch, sketches, sketching, draughtsmanship, draftsmanship, art, arts, pen, pens, ink, inks, inking, inked, pencil, pencilled, pencils, white out, white-out, eraser, erasers, erased, rubber, rubbers, markers, brush pen, brush pens, brush-pen, brush-pens, nib pen, nib, nibs, brush, brushes, brushing, notebook, notes, notebooks, sketchpad, sketch pad, sketch pad, market, marketing, marketting, advertising, advertise, advertises, advertisement, protractor, protractors, compass, compasses, ruler, rulers
"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
Tags:egg, eggs, boil, boiled, boiled egg, hard boiled, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, live, to live, food, foods, humpty dumpty, humpty dumpty sat on a wall, nursery rhyme, rhyme, nursery rhymes, eat, eating, eats, medicines, prognosis, diagnosis, terminal, eggy, personified, through the looking glass, myths, myth, cook, cooking, cooked, cooks
"Care to stick your head out the window, sir?"
"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."
Tags:gel, gels, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair, hair style, hair styles, style, styles, trend, trendy, fashionable, fashion, fashionista, porcupine, styling gel, hair gel, wax, hair wax, putty, mould, slick, slicked, quills, oil, oiled, hedgehog, hedgehogs, personified, personification, business, casual, business-casual
Are You As Dumb As a Post?
Tags:stupid, stupid test, test, testing, iq test, iq, intelligent, intelligence, brain teaser, brain teasers, brain, brains, stupidity, dumb, dumber, dumb as a post, idiot, idiocy, idiotic, idiots, idiotically, personify, personified, personification, are you as smart as a, smart as a, dumb as a, spoof, spoofs, spoofed, parody, parodied, parodies, quiz, quizzes, exam, exams
"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."
"It's their idea of cute."
Tags:dog, dogs, kennel, kennels, pet, pets, pretentious, animal, animals, family, families, annoyed, annoying, personified, personification, doghouse, doghouses, coat of arms, cute, cuteness, symbol, symbols, symbolic, house, houses, dog house, dog houses, dog-houses, pretentiousness, tasteless, idea of cute, supposed to be, supposed
"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
"Look alive, Proust, you're next."
Tags:books, book, bookish, book lover, book lovers, proust, proustian, in search of lost time, sport, sports, teams, team, coach, coaches, coaching, you're next, literary, literature, literatures, world literature, lit, lit major, french, french literature, bibliophile, library, home library, reading by the fire, look alive, irony, ironic, read, reading, reader, avid reader, select, selection, pick, picking, choice, choices, make a choice, making a choice, decisions, decision, decide, deciding, deciding vote, personified, personification, inanimate objects, introvert, introverts, introversion
"Are you sure you're not just trying to get back at Josh by sleeping with his avatar?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, break up, break up, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, computer, computers, online, on-line, internet, graphic, graphics, avatar, avatars, forum, forums, game, games, video game, video games, video-games, video-game, icon, icons, couple, couples, get back, getting back, unrealistic, personified, relationship, relationships, cheat, cheats, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity
"There they all are again..."
Food, Water And Tips
Tags:pet, pets, cat, cats, dog, dogs, tennis, tennis player, tennis players, doggo, doggos, doubles, double, doubles tennis, tennis players, couple, couples, match, matches, feline, felines, canine, canines, doggie, doggies, sport, sports, best, man's best friend, personified, personification, pooch, puppies, kitten, kittens, cats vs dogs, cat vs dog, husband and wife, husbands, wife, wives
"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogating, detective, detectives, cop, cops, police, police officer, officer, officers, witness, witnesses, csi, criminal, criminals, true crime, twist, personification, personify, personified, confess, confessed, confession, confessions, confessing, blame, blamed, strange, clothes, if clothes could talk, fashion, fashion crimes, crimes, flasher, flashing, exposing, exposed, expose, investigate, investigation, investigator, investigating, fashion, fashion police, fashion crimes, tell all
"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."
"Please continue talking, Briggs. I have to keep moving lest I suffocate and die."
Tags:tic-tac-toe, tic tac toe, naughts and crosses, noughts and crosses, suicidal, danger, dangerous, suicide mission, lose, lost, already lost, game, games, paper-and-pencil, losing, danger, dangerous, hold back, suicidal, angry, anger, cliche, cliches, survive, surviving, personification, personified