"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"
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Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
Tags:anthro, anthromoprhic, anthromorphise, anthromorphisis, personify, personified, personification, cartoonist, cartoonists, tools, tool, artist's tools, artist, artists, artistry, drawing, draws, drawings, draw, sketch, sketches, sketching, draughtsmanship, draftsmanship, art, arts, pen, pens, ink, inks, inking, inked, pencil, pencilled, pencils, white out, white-out, eraser, erasers, erased, rubber, rubbers, markers, brush pen, brush pens, brush-pen, brush-pens, nib pen, nib, nibs, brush, brushes, brushing, notebook, notes, notebooks, sketchpad, sketch pad, sketch pad, market, marketing, marketting, advertising, advertise, advertises, advertisement, protractor, protractors, compass, compasses, ruler, rulers
"Love your work."
Are You As Dumb As a Post?
Tags:stupid, stupid test, test, testing, iq test, iq, intelligent, intelligence, brain teaser, brain teasers, brain, brains, stupidity, dumb, dumber, dumb as a post, idiot, idiocy, idiotic, idiots, idiotically, personify, personified, personification, are you as smart as a, smart as a, dumb as a, spoof, spoofs, spoofed, parody, parodied, parodies, quiz, quizzes, exam, exams
The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
Tags:attorney, attorneys, legal, legal rep, legal representation, representation, represent, represented, defence, defend, defending, chop, chopping, chopped, wood, woodcutter, wood cutter, farm, farms, farmer, farming, rural, countryside, clash, clashed, culture, culture clash, personify, personification, ambulance chasers, ambulance chaser, sue, sued, sues, suing, right, rights, legal rights, axe, axed
"So where have you been?"
Tags:attic, attics, loft, lofts, up in the loft, crawl space, crawl spaces, mess, messy, untidy, clutter, cluttered, hoard, mannequin, mannequins, clutters, talking object, object, personification, personify, personifies, relationships, relationship, married life, marriage, cliche, husband, wife, wait up, don't wait up, late, hoarder, hoarding, argue, arguing, argument, argues, arguments
"Now a hand for our next guests—a famous author and his big best-seller!"
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, ghostwriter, ghostwriters, fame, famous, celebrity, celeb, celebrities, tv, television, media, media coverage, personify, personification
Food, Water And Tips
"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogating, detective, detectives, cop, cops, police, police officer, officer, officers, witness, witnesses, csi, crime, criminal, criminals, true crime, twist, personification, personify, personified, confess, confessed, confession, confessions, confessing, blame, blamed, strange, clothes, if clothes could talk, fashion, fashion crimes, crimes, flasher, flashing, exposing, exposed, expose, investigate, investigation, investigator, investigating, fashion, fashion police, fashion crimes, tell all
"Please continue talking, Briggs. I have to keep moving lest I suffocate and die."
Bedtime Of The Gods
Tags:ancient, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pagan, paganism, pagans, personification, personify, bedtime, teeth, tooth, toothbrush, dental, dental hygiene, dental care, oral, oral hygiene, toothpaste, floss, tooth paste, flossing, offering, offerings, sacrifice, sacrificing, god, gods, avatar, descended, descending, primitive, early man, primitive man, religious, religion, religious offering, religious imagery, invert, inverted, inversion
Tags:spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, play on words, word play, word-play, putty, toy, toys, children's toys, kid, kids, child, sociopath, sociopathic, tempt, tempting, tempted, game, games, toys and games, smart, influence, good influence, sad, emotion, emotions, emotional, personification, personify, personified, personifies
"Which one of us is me?"
Tags:anonymous, anonymity, penguin, penguins, emperor penguins, who is me, who is speaking, antarctica, antarctic, south pole, south poles, unidentifiable, identify, identifies, identifying, who is who, same, similar, copy, copies, indistinguishable, personified, personification, personifies, personify
"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"
Tags:pop, pop song, pop songs, pop music, pop musician, musical, musically, musician, musicians, personify, personification, personified, personifies, musical theory, music theory, note, notes, clef, treble, bar, bars, pop culture, pop culture reference, chart, charts, chart music, chart topper, derivative, derivatives, repetitive, repetition
"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."
Tags:raccoon, raccoons, trash, garbage, rubbish, food, feed, feeding, trash panda, trashpanda, grocery, groceries, job, jobs, work, works, working, worked, crime, criminal, criminals, pay, paying, earn, earning, dodgy, sketchy, marriage, married, family, families, mob, mobster, mafia, mafias, gangster, gangsters, personify, personified, personification
"It's for you."
The Piano Dreams Of Home
Tags:victorian, victorians, beahc, beaches, seashore, sea, shore, coast, coastal, desolate, empty, abandoned, film, films, famous films, movie, movies, pop culture, culture, cultured, personify, personification, personified, personifies, pianos, piano, pianist, pianists, home sweet home, music, musical, musician, musicians, parlor, parlour, parlors, furniture, furnishing, furnishings, instrument, instruments, instrumental, classical, classical music, lonely, loneliness, missing, miss, missed
"That's one very boring salmon."
'Oversensitive Car Alarm'
Tags:car, cars, car alarm, auto, autos, automobile, drive, driver, driving, new car, modern life, modern, modern world, sensitive, sensitivity, personify, personification, personifies, emotions, emotion, emotional, need space, needs space, driver's license, licence, license, congratulation, driving test, driving exam, driver's test
Cat Keeps Attention In Meeting Using Laser Pointer
Tags:laser, lazer, laser pointer, lazer pointer, pointer, pointers, present, presentation, focus, focused, focusing, attention, pay attention, paying attention, cat, cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, personify, personified, personification, play, playing, pet, pets, domestic, domestic animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, business, businessmen, businessman, meeting, meetings, bored, boring
Tags:cat, cats, restaurant, restaurants, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, menu, menus, waiter, waiters, wait staff, service, service industry, allow me, manner, manners, polite, politely, politeness, etiquette, pet, pets, personification, personify, personified, eating out, out to eat, knock, knock over, cat things, cat lady, crazy cat lady
"Do you ever feel like you're cheating on your old shoes."
Death takes a Holiday Inn.
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, take, takes, taking, scythe, scythes, personify, personified, holiday inn, hotel, hotels, bed and breakfast, destroy, destroys, knock down, knocking down, knocked down, balldoze, balldozing, balldozer, balldozers, building site, wrecking ball, wrecking balls, rebuild, rebuilds, urban development
"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."