"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
"There is no justice in the world."
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"Just how fresh are these insights?"
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A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.
Pessimist: "Half empty." Optimist: "Half full." Optometrist: "Half a glass of water."
Man throws a stick; Dog fetches background
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"By your own admission, Bennett, you have twelve children. I'm afraid our insurance company defines that as a preexisting condition."
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"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."
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"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."
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Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'
"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."
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"Of course, you see everything from a very special perspective."
"What's amazing to me is that this late in the game we still have to settle our differences with rocks."
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"May I offer a very different scenario?"
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"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
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"It's not just my side of the story. It's my and my life coach's side of the story."
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"From a man's point of view, do you think it's beautiful?"
The Two Doors
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
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"O.K. guys, now lets go and earn that four hundred times our workers' salaries."
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"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."
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Realists and Idealist Numbers
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"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
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"Run for your lives! The Lord of the Dance is coming."