Persuading Cartoons

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

"Simply put, Marcia, I want to be your President."

"Hold that thought—I've just got two chapters to go."

"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."

"You make me want to be a better person than you."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"When he reached the end of the pier, the rhetoric turned nasty."

"I brought out the meekness in others."

"Of course, not everybody can face this kind of responsibility."

"You make me want to be a better man, Olivia. Then maybe I could find somebody else."

"Oh, come on, what's a Martini without an olive?"

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

"It's obviously very fond of you, sir!"

"Normally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. These closing arguments would be filled with impassioned pleading, determined advocacy and a certain amount of histrionics, but this is a pro bono case."

"It's not just a special advertising section,- it's a very special advertising section."

"C'mon—I'm telling you there's money in land."

"Did it ever occur to you that we might be identical twins separated at birth and raised in radically different environments?"

Dangling Carrots

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

MISINFORMATION

"Not just rocks--tools!"

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"