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Pessimists Cartoons
Pessimists cartoon 1 of 74
"Any volunteers?"
Pessimists cartoon 2 of 74
"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"
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critic, critics, criticism, critique, critiquing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, unsatisfied, star gazing, star gazer, star gazers, shooting star, shooting stars, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, evaluation, evaluations, evaluating, judge, judging, passing judgement, judgemental, live in the momentPessimists cartoon 3 of 74
"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."
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optimist, optimists, optimism, incinerate, incinerates, incinerating, incineration, immolation, self-immolation, suicidal, monk, monks, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, glass half full, glass half empty, outlook, outlooks, positive outlook, positive outlooks, cheerful, cheerfulness, cheer, good cheer, burn, burns, burning, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscingPessimists cartoon 4 of 74
"You tested positive for being negative."
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medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, test, testing, tests, test result, test results, result, results, positive, negative, optimist, pessimist, optimism, pessimism, unclear, over complicated, complicate, complicated, positive for being negative, mood, moods, grumpy, bad mood, negative outlook, outlook, pessimistsPessimists cartoon 5 of 74
"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
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blood pressure, pessimism, pessimist, pessimists, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, newspaper, newspapers, newspaper subscription, newspaper subscriptions, subscribe, subscribes, subscribing, motivation, motivations, motivating, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, glass half empty, news, stress, stresses, stressing, stressed out, frightened, frightening, bad newsPessimists cartoon 6 of 74
"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"
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placebo, placebos, placebo effect, medication, medications, medical trial, medical trials, prescription, prescriptions, effective, effectiveness, psychological block, psychological blocks, block, blocks, opinion, opinions, negative attitude, negative attitudes, negativity, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, bad attitude, bad attitudes, negative nancy, downer, downers, cassandra, cassandrasPessimists cartoon 7 of 74
"Young people frequently feel elated, son. This is perfectly healthy as long as they keep in mind that there isn't any valid reason for it."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parenting, bad parents, advice, giving advice, young person, sage advice, disenchantment, disenchanted, disillusioned, disillusionment, give up, given up, giving up, elated, elation, pessimism, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, depressionPessimists cartoon 8 of 74
"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"
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pessimist, pessimism, pessimists, pessimistic, half full, half, full, half empty, empty, desert, deserts, lost, wilderness, wasteland, desert, deserts, cactus, neet, quit, quits, quitter, quitting, give up, giving, up, giving up, determined, determination, mirage, ignorant, ignorance, ignored, ignoring, perfectionists, perfectionistPessimists cartoon 9 of 74
"I'm starting to wonder if my story is ever going to be uplifting."
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life story, life stories, depressing, depressed, depressive, depressives, uplift, uplifting, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, existential crisis, existential crises, miserable, misery, unhappy, unhappiness, ruminate, ruminations, ruminating, modern life, modern attitudes, hopeless, hopelessnessPessimists cartoon 10 of 74
Fussbudget 1989
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fussbudget, fussbudgets, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, crank, cranks, cranky, irritable, irritation, annoyance, annoyances, pessimist, pessimists, annoying, annoyed, misanthropist, misanthropists, misanthropy, self-loathing, public transportation, mechanical things, grievance, grievances, unhappiness, frustration, aggravation, dissatisfaction, angerPessimists cartoon 11 of 74
"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."
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life, depressed, depressing, depressive, depressives, pointlessness, existential crisis, ageing, getting old, getting older, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, negative, negativity, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, disappointment, disappointments, hopelessness, give up, giving up, modern life, modern attitudes, miserable, relatablePessimists cartoon 12 of 74
Realists and Idealist Numbers
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realist, realists, idealist, idealists, score, scores, score chart, score charts, scorechart, scorecharts, pessimist, pessimists, pragmatic, pragmatism, optimist, optimists, optimism, pessimism, positive outlook, positive outlooks, attitudes, different attitudes, perspective, perspectives, different perspective, different perspectivesPessimists cartoon 13 of 74
"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."
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philosophy, philosophical, philosopher, worse, worsen, sad, sadden, meaning, meanings, meaning of life, reason, reasons, discuss, discussing, despair, despairing, nihilist, nihilism, pointless, point, the point, pointlessness, significant, significance, pessimist, pessimistic, pessimism, pessimists, kierkegaard, nietzsche, wittgensteinPessimists cartoon 14 of 74
The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
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optimist, optimists, optimism, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, glass half full, glass half empty, positive thinking, negative thinking, drink, drinks, glass, glasses, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, vodka, gin, family, families, uncle, unclesPessimists cartoon 15 of 74
"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, underwater, fish, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, smoking, bad habit, bad habits, smoker, smokers, unhealthy, health, fitness, tobacco, giving up, negative thinking, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, pessimistic, negativePessimists cartoon 16 of 74
The Wheel of Life
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dental appointment, dental appointments, dentist, dentists, dentistry, wheel of life, life cycle, life cycles, dental health, dentist appointment, dentist appointments, fatalistic, fatalist, fatalists, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, pie chart, pie charts, dentistry, hate, hates, hating, dentist phobia, dentist phobias, phobia, phobiaPessimists cartoon 17 of 74
"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."
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positive, positivity, positive face culture, positive face, face culture, negative face culture, negative face, optimist, optimists, optimistic, pessimist, pessimists, optimism, pessimism, pessimistic, curse, cursed, left alone, alone, mood, moods, private, privacy, howdy, greet, greeting, friendly, obnoxious, friendliness, cheery, cheerful, depressed, grumpy, cranky, american culture, cultural differences, culture differencePessimists cartoon 18 of 74
"Give up on things getting better ye who enter here."
Pessimists cartoon 19 of 74
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
Pessimists cartoon 20 of 74
"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
Pessimists cartoon 21 of 74
"Donald is such a fatalist - he's convinced he's going to grow old and die."
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death, mortality, mortal, mortals, facing mortality, facing death, fatalism, fatalist, fatalism, life, reality, facing reality, pessimist, pessimism, pessimists, grow old, die, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, predeterminism, defeatismPessimists cartoon 22 of 74
"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."
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actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting, callback, callbacks, agent, agents, agency, agencies, manager, managers, talent agent, talent agents, talent agency, talent agencies, booking agent, booking agents, booking agency, booking agencies, competition, competitive, no chance, negative thinking, pessimism, pessimistic, pessimist, pessimists, audition, auditions, auditioningPessimists cartoon 23 of 74
"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."
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egg, eggs, chicken, chickens, chick, chick, hatching egg, hatching eggs, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelist, aspiring author, aspiring authors, defeatist, pessimism, pessimist, pessimists, publishing, realistic, realist, realists, writer, writers, author, authors, egg, eggs, humpty dumpty, inspiration, inspirations, muse, muses, hatch a plan, hatching a planPessimists cartoon 24 of 74
"Don't be so defeatist!"
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defeatist, lawyer, lawyers, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lift weights, lifts weights, lifting weights, courtroom, courtrooms, court, courts, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, prison, prisons, prison yard, prison yards, weightlifter, weightlifters, harden up, hardens up, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmatesPessimists cartoon 25 of 74
"David believes in multiple universes—all of them lousy."
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parallel universe, parallel universes, multiverse, the multiverse, multiple universes, multiverse theory, physics, cosmology, space, alternate universe, alternate universes, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, pessimism, grouch, grouchy, grouches, grump, grumpy, kill joy, kill joys, killjoy, kill-joys, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, cosmic bruiseMore cartoons with the keyword 'pessimists'