Pestering Cartoons

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."

"I'm not listening to any radio program. I'm listening to my wife!"

"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."

"Ah, J.T.—just the man I was looking for."

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"Cheer up, Jimbo -- It's only a matter of time before one of those big executive searches going on out there stumbles across you."

"It's always poor you, isn't it, Albert?"

"You're great at expressing your emotions. What you're bottling up now is job skills."

"Oh dear! You know that we have to be at the Johnsons' by eight."

"Ok that's it! No screens until 4pm! There's no use asking before 4!"

"Mom, can you open this salami?"

"I am standing up straight."

"Stop calling! We'll get there when we get there!"

A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

"Do you get this joke, Harold? I don't."

"First chance you get can you pull over and try to make some money."

Harry - Are you sure you turned the coffee pot off?

"I wish I had read your resume before we got married."

"Stop kidding yourself, Frank. It's not summer fiction -- it's chick lit."

"Katharine, you knew when you met me that I'm not a 'beach person'."