"Let's try one without smiling."
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cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, excuse, excuses, making excuses, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabout, blame, blaming, conquering the world, world domination, sleep, sleepy, sleepiness, accuse, accusation, accusations, moaning, complain, complaining"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"
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arrogance, arrogant, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat loving, thanks, thank you, thank yous, cat person, cat people, ingratitude, ungrateful, ungratefulness, cat food, bad manners, impolite, rudeness, rude"Before Prozac, she loathed company."
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antisocial, anti-social, anti-socialness, social skill, social skills, socialize, socialise, socializing, anti-socialness, company, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, unfriendly, friendliness, antidepressant, antidepressants, drug, prescription, prescriptions"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."
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cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat person, cat people, mad cat person, mad cat people, eccentric, eccentrics, cat owner, cat owners, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatics, acrobatic, america, american flag, us flag, acrobatic formation, acrobatic formations, can't live with them can't live without them, inconvenience, inconveniences, inconveniencedA couple imitating their surroundings.
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couple, couples, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, pet dog, pet dogs, lamp, lamps, lampshade, lampshade, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, floor lamp, floor lamps, long term relationship, long term relationship, imitate, imitation, posture, sitting position, people look like their pets, long-term relationships, slouch, slouching, sit up straight"We had the usual exchange of gifts-she gave me this diamond collar, and I ate all my dinner."
"I can see it going even a little more feline."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, cat, cats, cats and dogs, cat and dogs, cat lover, cat lovers, pet cat, pet cats, feline, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, bad writer, bad writers, editor, editors, editing, manuscript assessment, criticise, criticism, criticizeDiary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.
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cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, diary, journal, journals, diary, writer, dairy writers, dairy writing, cat behaviour, cat behavior, feline behaviour, feline behavior, cat lover, cat lovers, nap, naps, eating, sleeping, playing, animals, writing, diaries"Harry, I wish you'd stop singing 'The Impossible dream' and help me feed the pussies once in a while."
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cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, chore, chores, housework, impossible dream, cat lady, cat ladies, impossible dreamsCat's Pajamas
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cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pajamas, pyjamas, animal clothes, animal clothing, sleep wear, sleep-wear, catalogue, catalogues, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, clothes, clothing, fashion, animal lover, animal lovers, pampered pet, pampered pets"Live with it! I'm the child she never had."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, rival, rivals, competition, competitor, competitors, replacement child, favouritism, favoritism, favorite pet, favourite petRhonda P. Clewson- Cat Person
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cat person, cat people, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, pet, pets, offices, office worker, office workers, office door, office doors, titles, title, door, doors, catflap, catflaps, cat flap, cat flaps, mad cat woman, mad cat women, pet door, pet doors, cat owner, cat owners, pet owner, pet owners, job title, job titles"I see you have a cat."
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cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, indoor cat, indoor cats, millennials, millennial, lazy, laziness, lounge, lounging, couch potato, couch potatoes, potato, junk food, modern technology, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addiction, square eyes, square eyed, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones"I need some answers, people."
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cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, pet, pets, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, kitten, kittens, answers, big question, big questions, important question, important questions, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing,"Read the card! Read the card!"
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