"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, retirement, retirements, oap, oaps, ball, chase, chases, chasing, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, family pet, canine behavior, dog behavior, dog behaviour, canine behaviour"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."
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chicken, clichés, cliche, cliches, cliché, chickens, dog, dogs, dog bite, dog bites, dog attack, dog attacks, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, foodie, foodies, exotic food, exotic foods, taste, tastes"He seems like a dog person, but I'll reserve judgment until after the primaries."
"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, autobiography, autobiographies, book, books, chapter one, opening line, opening lines, literary ambitionsPlaying Fetch
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god, heaven, gods, christian, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, extreme weather, bad weather, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, playing fetch, fetch, mythology, greek mythology, myths, god of lightning, zeus, thor, norse mythology, play, playing, perun, indra, hinduism, thunder, thunder storm, thunder storms, thunderstorm, thunderstorms, god of thunderLost Dog. Reward: Millions and Millions
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, lost dog, lost dogs, missing dog, missing dogs, missing dog poster, missing dog posters, leaving home, storming out, revenge, getting revenge, bitterness, resentfulness, run away, running away, run away, run aways, runaway, runawaysJump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, judge, judged, judging, pet training, pet trainer, pet trainers, jumping through hoops, pointless, pointlessness, boring, bored, boredom, dull, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, empty headed, empty headedness"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cinema, cinemas, producer, producers, production, productions, movie, movies, film, films, screenwriter, screenwriters, scriptwriter, scriptwriters, creative control, creativity, agent, agents, showbusiness, show business, show biz, script approval, profit, profits"When we moved back into the city, we decided to keep the car."
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city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, move, moving, moved, moving house, moving home, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car enthusiast, car enthusiasts, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes"Of course the company appreciates your years of loyalty."
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fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, loyal, loyalty, loyal dog, loyal dogs, insincere, insincerity"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."
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co-counsel, co-counsels, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, dog, dogs, solicitor, solicitors, judge, judges, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, dog person, dog people, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog loversA couple imitating their surroundings.
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couple, couples, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, pet dog, pet dogs, lamp, lamps, lampshade, lampshade, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, floor lamp, floor lamps, long term relationship, long term relationship, imitate, imitation, posture, sitting position, people look like their pets, long-term relationships, slouch, slouching, sit up straight"I'm taking him out to do his business."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, dog walk, dog walks, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, walkies, commute, the commute, commuter, commuters, commuting"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."
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bark, barks, barking, woof, woofs, woofing, imagination, imaginary, imagine, pretend, pretends, pretending, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, philosophy, life philosophy, life philosophies, threat, threats, threatening, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry"Lassie! Get help!!"
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