"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."
Tags:recession, the recession, financial crash, the financial crash, economic crash, the economic crash, stock market crash, the stock market crash, aquarium, aquariums, tropical fish, rare tropical fish, fish shop, pet, pets, pet fish, essential, essentials, optimistic, optimism, false hopes, fighting fish, false hope
A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
Tags:pet, pets, goldfish, fish, pet fish, dead fish, dead pet, dead pets, funeral, funerals, pet funeral, pet funerals, viking funeral, viking funeral, flushing goldfish, toilet, toilets, overkill, overdo, overdone, unnecessary, cremate, cremation, cremated, norse funeral, norse funerals, funeral pyre, funeral pyres
"Try to think outside the bowl."
"I've been thinking about getting a snail."
Fish leaves sea in search of fishbowl.
Tags:fish, pet fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, the origin of species, on the origin of species, darwin, charles darwin, natural selection, domesticated, domestication, desperate, desperation, end goal, end goals, modern life, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs
"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."
Tags:stranded, abandoned, abandonment, desert, deserts, dehydrated, dehydration, starve, starving, starvation, fish, goldfish, pet, pets, pet fish, pet goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowls, fishbowls, tempted, friend, friends, friendship, care, caring, caregiver, duty of care, self denial, selfdenial, enticed, entice, enticement, distract, distraction, encourage, encouragement, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, animal right, animal welfare, lucky escape
"So! You've devoured your mate! Well, good for you, Olga, honey!"
Fishes and Loaves
Goldfish in a Rowing Boat
Cat eyes up cocktail olive.
"Hold on, I'm coming to a tunnel."
Tags:driving, driver, drivers, public transport, train, trains, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phone call, phone calls, fish, fishes, fish tank, fish tanks, fish bowl, fish bowls, tunnel, tunnels, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, pet fish, fish owner, fish owners
"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"
Tags:thinking outside the box, think outside the box, goldfish, goldfishes, pet, pets, pet fish, pet fishes, aquarium, aquariums, fish bowl, fish bowls, fresh perspective, fresh perspectives, creative thinking, creative thinker, creative thinkers, creative, creativity, dead fish, dead fishes, outlook, outlooks
Goldfish with Square Bubbles
Snow Globe Goldfish Bowl
"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."
Tags:bird, birds, pet bird, pet birds, bird owner, bird owners, fish, pet fish, goldfish, fish owner, fish owners, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, recovery, signs of recovery
"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."
Tags:fish, pet fish, goldfish, fish bowl, goldfish bowl, fish tank, fish tanks, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, disposable, disposability, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces
"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."
"This fish has forced me to confront all the things I did wrong with my last fish."
"It's more expensive, but I raised it myself."
"You keep everything bottled up inside."
Tags:fish, fishes, pet fish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, emotion, emotions, emotional, bottle up, bottling, bottling up, reserved, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, emotional development, emotional baggage, frustration, frustrations
Drinking Bird and Fishbowl
"Miss Smith, have Ernesto and Florence come back from lunch yet?"
Tags:ignorance, ignorant, stupid, stupidity, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, cardboard, placeholder, place holder, unreasonable, request, childish, immature, stupid, stupidity, stuck, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, p.a., accident, accidents, accidental, silver spoon, fish, fish bowl, fishes, lunch, on lunch, out to lunch, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, pet, pets, pet fish
Tags:goldfish, fish, pet fish, aquarium, aquariums, goldfish bowl, short term memory, bad memory, no short term memory, forget, forgetting, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, maga, make america great again, election, elections, election slogan, election slogans, shocking, shocking news
"Do you want a pinch of dinner."
"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."