"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."
"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"
"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."
Dog Formerly Known as Prince
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"I just wish I hadn't named her Yummy."
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"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."
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"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."
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"Say…. Just what kind of a name is Norbert?"
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"What gear are we in, biscuit?"
"I insisted on the quotation marks."
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"Stan baby, Dave baby here."
"In case you hadn't noticed, I stopped being your kumquat years ago."
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"It's 'Duffy', but when I go out at night it's 'Taco'."
"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."
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"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."
"Perhaps I'm not hearing you right, stranger. Did you just call me 'cupcake'?"
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