Pet Owner Cartoons

Pet Owner Cartoons

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'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

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"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

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"The meaning of life is cats."

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"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

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"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

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"Now that you mention it, I've never seen him roll over and play dead before, either."

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"I think it loves us."

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"Have your people get in touch with my people."

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Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

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"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

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A dog kicks at cat off the couch and then a man kicks the dog off the couch.

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"It's kind of a shame, really. Before tennis they used to be the best of friends."

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"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

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"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."

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"Don't play hide-and-seek with me, Beverly! Because I always win!"

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"I leave messages in the pussycats' little voice-mail boxes. Sometimes they get back to me. Sometimes they don't."

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A cat walks out, leaving a man in a ball of yarn.

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"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

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Depressed Pets

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"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

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"I don't trust a dog who doesn't shed."

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"What's it like to be the parent of a nonhuman?"

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"Good dog!"

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"He is physically able to wag his tail-given sufficient cause."

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"Since we don't have children, my ex turned the cats against me."

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