'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'
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"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "
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"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"
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"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
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"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."
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"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
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"Your kids have left and gone on to lives of their own..." a dog yelps while his owner runs away.
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"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."
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"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."
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A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
"So–what seems to be the problem?"
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"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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"The meaning of life is cats."
"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
A prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.
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"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."
"Have your people get in touch with my people."
Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
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"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."
"Am I doing something wrong? You don't say 'Good dog' to me anymore."
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THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."
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"I went the entire day without any human interaction."
Bus for Dogs
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A bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.