"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."
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"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
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"I think I've just met my soul mate."
"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"
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"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."
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"Do you have this in a cat?"
"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."
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"I want the whole package - the little bowl, the colored pebbles, the plastic castle."
A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"
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"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."
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"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."
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Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature
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"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."
"May we see it hop? It's for a Sunday-school play."