"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."
"Officer, everything in the world is bothering me."
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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"
"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."
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"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."
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"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."
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"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."
"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."
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The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon
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"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."
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"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."
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"You've let more than your Met membership slip, haven't you, Lorna?"
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"O.K. So when we have a party, we won't ask them."
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"Isn't it sort of great when it turns out a couple like that really was too good to be true?"
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"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."
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"I'll be damned if I'll agree with anybody who has a tiny umbrella in his drink."
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Clash Of The Titans
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"Just let me know if you want me to contribute to the relationship."
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US UK trade talks
"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pi**ed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."
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"I took your vitamins."
"I took your vitamins."
"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pissed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."
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"It's your tallyman. He's tallied your bananas."
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