Pharmaceutical Cartoons

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."

"This will buy you four months.

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"I'll have an ounce of prevention."

"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."

"Have you popped all those pills I prescribed?"

"It's a very rare disease - it doesn't have a cure. It doesn't even have a spokesperson."

Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them

"Can't you give him one of those personalities in a bottle I keep reading about?"

"The F.D.A. is nuts about it."

Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"

"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."

"This one has the most friends."

"It takes a while to kick in, but it should do nothing."

"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."

"Why should I settle for good self-esteem when, with the right medication, I could have great self-esteem."

"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

"Your infection may be antibiotic-resistant, but let's see how it responds to intensive litigation."