"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"
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medical, medicine, medicines, meds, drug, pill, pills, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, prescription, prescriptions, sickness, sick, ill, illness, disease, diseases, money, expensive, inexpensive, cheap, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, healthcare, generic, generics, doctor, doctors, big pharma, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, patient, patientsAngels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"
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religion, religious, death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, clouds, self-serve, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
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fda, food and drug administration, approve, approves, approval, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, drug, scientist, scientists, food science, health, healthy, unhealthy, overprescribe, overprescribing, overprescription, overmedicate, overmedicating, careless, carelessness, uncaring, side effect, side effects, approved, big pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."
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pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmacology, psychopharmacology, psychopharmacologist, psychopharmacologists, big pharma, drug, drug use, drug user, drug abuse, drug abusers, upper, uppers, stimulant, stimulants, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, medication, medications, overmedication, overmedicated, over-prescribe, overprescription"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, antibiotic, antibiotics, infection, infections, strategy, strategies, military, general, generals, officer, officers, troop, troops, war, wars, plan of attack, answer, answers"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."
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antibiotics, antibody, antibodies, overprescribe, overprescription, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, drug company, drug companies, overuse, overusing, antibiotic resistant, antibiotic resistance, handout, handouts, handing out, prescription, prescriptions, doctor, doctors, money motive, profit motive, american medicine"This will buy you four months.
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doctor, doctors, shot, shots, injection, injections, drug, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, prescription, prescriptions, medical problem, medical problems, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, booster, booster shot, booster shots, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, buy time, buys time, buying time, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, diagnosis, prognosis, prognoses, diagnoses, physician, physicians, comfort, comforting, bedside manner"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."
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talk show, talk shows, interview, interviews, interviewing, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity interview, celebrity interviews, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, drug, prescription, prescriptions, medicine, medicines, big pharma, pill, pills, side effect, side effects, accomplishment, accomplishments, late night, late night talk show, late night talk shows, career, careers"I'll have an ounce of prevention."
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, druggist, druggists, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, healthcare, health care, pill, pills, ounce of cure, pound of prevention, ounce of prevention, cure, cures, treatment, treatments, prevention, preventing, too late, axiom, axioms, worth, quote, quotes, benjamin franklin"Have you popped all those pills I prescribed?"
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american healthcare, healthcare, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, medication, medications, healthcare system, healthcare systems, healthcare reform, opioid, opioids, opioid crisis, opioid epidemic, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing, doctor, doctors, pusher, pushers, drug, drug pusher, drug pushers, profit motive"It's a very rare disease - it doesn't have a cure. It doesn't even have a spokesperson."
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disease, diseases, diagnosis, diagnosed, rare, rarity, rarities, illness, illnesses, spokesperson, spokespeople, pr, public relations, publicity, unknown, unusual, pharmaceutical, public relations, cure, cures, incurableMan opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them
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drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills, happy pills, sad pills, tragedy, tragedies, comedy, comedies, greek, greece, drama, dramas, play, plays, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, melpomene, thalia, ancient, ancient greece, history, historical"Can't you give him one of those personalities in a bottle I keep reading about?"
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prescription, prescriptions, personality, personalities, personality type, personality types, unpleasant, unfriendly, angry, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, prescription pills, bottle, bottles, pharmacy, pharmacies, drugstore, drugstores, drug store, drug stores, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy tech, pharmacy techs"The F.D.A. is nuts about it."
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fda, f.d.a., food and drug administration, pharmacy, pharmacies, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, product, products, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommends, recommending, pharmacist, pharmacists, prescription, prescriptions, medication, medications, overuse, overused, over-prescribed, over-prescriptionWoman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, over the counter, over-the-counter, prescribed, medical, staff, staff picks, staff favourites, staff favourites, recommendation, recommendations, suggestions, suggestions, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, greek, ancient greece, medusa, gorgon, gorgons, monster, monsters, snake, snakes, falling out, hair, hair loss, treatment, treatments, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, medical, doctor, doctors, health, unhealthy, letter, letters, correspondence, androgenic alopecia, alopecia"This one has the most friends."
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, healthcare, health care, pill, pills, friend, friends, drug interaction, drug interactions"It takes a while to kick in, but it should do nothing."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, placebo, placebos, nothing, useless, pointless, unhelpful, treatment, treatments, cure, cures"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."
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morning after, morning after pill, morning after pills, ed, medication, medications, birth control, may-december, may-december romance, may-december romances, trophy wife, trophy wives, age differences, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, one night stand, one night stands, prescription, prescriptions, pharmacy, pharmacies, big pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals"Why should I settle for good self-esteem when, with the right medication, I could have great self-esteem."
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self-esteem, low self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, medication, medications, medicate, medicates, medicating, therapy, therapist, therapists, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, ssris, ssri, overmedicate, overmedicating, overmedication, over-medicate, over-medicates, over-medication, overmedicating, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, big pharma, drug, mood-altering, consumerism, depression, prescription, prescriptions, over-prescribe, over-prescribing"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, adult kids, daughter, daughters, leaving home, moving out, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, psychology, mental health, alcoholism, drinking problem, drink, drinks, drinking, booze, liquor, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pill, pills, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, antidepressant, antidepressants, depression, self-medicating, health, fitness, family issues, family problems, relationship, relationships, nightmare, nightmares, modern life"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
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pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, pharmacies, compete, competes, competing, duck, ducks, duck pond, duck ponds, feed the birds, feeding bireds, birdseed, bird seed, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, pharmacist, pharmacists, chemist, chemists, drugstore, drugstores, pharmacy tech, pharmacy techs, incentive, incentives, incentivize, incentivizing, pill, pills, feed, feeds, feeding, park, public park, public parks"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."
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inner strength, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, medication, medications, medicate, medicates, medicating, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, prescription, prescriptions, self-medicate, self-medicating, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stresses, over-medicate, over-medicating, overmedicate, overmedicating, courage, tough time, tough times, rough time, rough times, drug abuse, drug, abuser, abusers, psychiatrist, psychiatric, psychiatrists"Your infection may be antibiotic-resistant, but let's see how it responds to intensive litigation."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, antibiotics, antibiotic, antibiotic-resistant, antibiotic resistance, intensive, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, suing, legal system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, challenge, challenges, malpractice, medical malpractice