"If I were a goddam blue whale, I'll bet you'd fork over fast enough."
Tags:conservationist, conservationists, activist, activists, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, vagrant, vagrants, beggar, beggars, begging, poverty, charity, charities, charity case, charity cases, bum, bums, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists
"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, charity, charitable, donation, donations, donor, donors, philanthropy, good deed, good deeds, money, politics, political party, political parties, republican party, republican, republicans, gop, grand old party, democrat, democrats, democratic party, campaign, campaigns, political, financing, crazy, both, campaign financing, political donor, political donors, funding, section, sections, corruption, campaign donations, campaign donors
"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."
Tags:food, word, words, word play, play on words, charity, charitable, charities, charity case, eating, eat, eats, eating out, out to eat, dining, dine, diner, diners, restaurant, restaurants, money, donate, donations, donation, donated, donating, social, social responsibility, unexpected, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, business, suits
"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."
Tags:minotaur, minotaurs, labyrinth, labyrinths, give back, gives back, giving back, charity, charities, myth, myths, mythological, mythological creature, mythological creatures, sacrifice, sacrifices, philanthropist, philanthropy, contemplate, contemplates, happy, happiness, community support, benefactor, benefactors
"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"
Tags:charity, charities, philanthropist, philanthropists, philanthropy, charitable, inequality, wealth inequality, income inequality, economic inequality, financial inequality, donor, donors, donation, donations, donating, billionaire donor, billionaire donors, social problem, social problems, poverty, poor, inequality, inequalities
"This one was built with American aid."
"Honey, this Pierre. He's from Masseurs San Forntieres."
J.F. Bonner 1886 - 1974. Soldier, Statesman, Author, Philanthropist. Trivialized by the media 1986.
"Doctor without borders, meet patient without insurance."
Tags:insurance, medical insurance, health insurance, insurance policy, medical cover, health cover, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, medic, medics, patient, patients, patient care, healthcare, medical treatment, medical treatments, medical bill, healthcare cost, healthcare costs, medical cost, medical costs, charity, charities, philanthropist, philanthropists, philanthropy
"This one's for a cause to be named later."
"That's all we get around here: Gimme, gimme, gimme."
Tags:charity, charities, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, grant application, grant applicants, research grant, research grants, research foundation, research foundations, academic grant, academic grants, handout, handouts, insurance, insurance company, insurance companies, insurer, insurers, insurance claim, insurance claims, gimme gimme gimme
"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."
Tags:wand, wands, magic wand, magic wands, wish, wishes, charity, charities, charitable, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, wishing, good deed, good deeds, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, happy ending, happy endings, sympathy, sympathetic, sympathies, sympathizing, sympathising
Grants & Recipients
Tags:grant, grants, government grant, government grants, recipient, recipients, grant money, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, incompetent, incompetence, basic, basics, doing the basics, bare minimum, bare minimums, grow up, grows up, growing up, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, donation, donations, charitable donation, charitable donations, donating, government money, government monies
"I feel that I should be compensated for the weeks that you were on vacation."
Tags:vacations, vacation, vacationing, holiday, holidays, holiday leave, annual leave, general leave, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, vagrant, vagrants, beggar, beggars, begging, compensation, charity, charities, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, harassment, harassing, harassed, commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, commuting
"When times were good I trickled stuff down."
Tags:death, heaven, heavenly gates, pearly gates, good times, businessmen, businessman, philanthropy, good deed, good deeps, wealth inequality, economic inequality, financial inequality, money, rich, poor, economy, ethics, morals, trickle down economy, trickle-down economy, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, afterlife, afterlives, business morals, business ethics, corporate ethics, corporate morals
'Help me out!"
Tags:manhole, manholes, drain hole, drain holes, drain-hole, drain-holes, drain cover, drain covers, rescue, rescues, help, aid, beggar, beggars, brain, brains, begging, vagrant, vagrants, dollar bill, dollar bills, charity, charities, charitable, philanthropist, philanthropists, philanthropy, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, emergency, emergencies
"Do you mean three hundred million dollars on top of what we already have here, or three hundred million dollars including what we already have here?"
Tags:spare change, poverty, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, spare-change, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, charity, charities, charitable, millionaire, millionaires, fraud, frauds, fraudster, fraudsters, con, cons, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, con artist, con artists, conmen, conman, con men, con man, doorstop, dreaming big, big dream, big dreams
"For Christmas we're making a contribution in your name to some charity or other."
Tags:charity, charities, charitable donation, charitable donations, charity donation, charity donations, christmas spirit, the christmas spirit, work present, work presents, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, christmas, christmas time, modern life, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists
"I bet the same day Yale was giving Bass back his money, they were handing mine out to whales and feminazis."
Tags:right wing, conservative, conservatives, library, libraries, fund, funds, funding, billionaire, billionaires, refund, refunds, refunding, bass, lee bass, lee m. bass, benefactor, benefactors, fund, funds, funding, funder, funders, sexist, sexists, sexism, philanthropist, philanthropists, philanthropy
"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."
Tags:philanthropist, philanthropists, philanthropy, charity, charities, charitable, donation, donations, charitable donation, charitable donations, medical charity, medical charities, drug, drugs, drug money, homelessness, negative, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypes, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, collection bucket, collecting bucket, social problem, social problems
"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."
"I gave on the E train."
Tags:subway, subways, underground, undergrounds, underground train, railway, railways, busker, buskers, busking, busk, busks, musician, musicians, street performer, street performers, street performance, subway musician, subway musicians, performing monkey, performing monkeys, commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, commuting, public transport, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, charity, charities, charitable, charitable donation, charitable donations, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers
"Our hands are tied - he donated the wing."
Tags:donation, donations, donor, donors, philanthropist, philanthropists, philanthropy, charity, charities, charitable donation, charitable donations, hospital wing, hospital wings, medical charity, medical charities, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, bully, bullies, bullying
"Thanks again, kid!"
Tags:sand, sands, sandcastle, sand castle, sand castles, sandcastles, build, building, builder, kind, kindness, philanthropy, philanthropic, philanthropist, charitable, charity, charities, thanks, thanks again, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, seal life, sealife, shellfish, shell fish, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, house, new house, now home, home, homes, kid, kids, child
"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"
Tags:melt, melts, sad, sadder, museum, museums, tragic, horrible, melted, ruin, ruined, wax museum, wax museums, underfunded, underfunding, fund, funds, funding, museum, museums, museum sector, benefactor, benefactors, exhibit, exhibits, exhibited, poor, art, artistic, uneconomic, funded, artistic, deficient, on the brink, sponsor, sponsors, sponsored, philanthropist, philanthropy, in need