"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
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"Don't worry, Ma - I'm too big to fail."
"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"
He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature
"How much is this joker paying us to look 'estranged' for his dumb painting?"
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Goliath, the World's Biggest Philistine, at the Goth Art Gallery.
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"If I am being totally real with you, I don't like marvellous shows at the Met."
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"It's time to take down Goliath's head."
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"Don't click me. I'm just here to buy cards."
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"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."
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Workmen cover up a modern art sculpture with a giant fig leaf.
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"And yes, most of you could have done this."
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"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."
A group admires a painting of a steak
“I like this painting because it has a bench.”
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"Makes me want to draw up some districts of my own."
"You should put this on a t-shirt and sell it."