Photograph Cartoons

"That's not a portrait—it's actually Leonard."

"It was worth waiting four months for a reservation."

"Would you mind?"

"Gee, you're not at all like your obituaries."

"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."

"Did you realize that every woman here is Cindy Sherman?"

"It's an O.K. phone, but it takes great pictures."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"From staring at your pictures on my desk all day at work, I almost feel I know you."

"I like those photos there, Osgrove—very familyesque."

School photos.

"No, he didn't suffer. That's my only regret."

"If I don't make it out of here alive, please send my sweetheart this picture of my crotch."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"

One of those smart little cameras

May Queen Photo

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

"Would you mind taking a picture of me with your girlfriend?"

"One more - Billy wasn't crying."

Racetrack Photo

"Please, Steve, not the duck face."

Superhero Selfie

"I broke up with another one. Do you want her picture too?"