Physician Cartoons

Physician Cartoons

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Physician cartoon

"What's the next best medicine?"

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"It's got to come out, of course, but that doesn't address the deeper problem."

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"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."

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"We medical practitioners do our very best, Mr. Nyman. Nothing is more sacred to us than the doctor-plaintiff relationship."

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"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. The anesthesiologist is on vacation."

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"You have a condition whose name is very hard to remember."

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"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

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"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

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"This will buy you four months.

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"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

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Hippocrates Off The Record - "First, treat no lawyers."

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"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

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"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"

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Physician cartoon

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

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Physician cartoon

"Please, Doc - nothing too aggressive. I'm kind of attached to my symptoms."

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"Eat lots of carrots."

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"I'd like to help you, but you're in a different H.M.O."

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"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."

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"You know, doctor, right now I'd really prefer if your sense of humor were a tad less self-deprecating."

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Physician cartoon 20 of 246

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"Shows you how much I know."

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Physician cartoon 21 of 246

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Discount Medical Suppliers

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"You have achieved Nirvana, Mr. Harper, and a bad case of tennis knee."

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"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

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"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

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"Very funny."

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