Tonite 5-8: Is string theory bullshit?
"While you were out, there was a rift in the space-time continuum."
"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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"I'll be right back- can you watch my Large Hadron Collider?"
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Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time
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Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."
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"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."
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BIG BANG COMIX
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"If birds ﬂy over the rainbow, Garber, why, oh, why, can't I?"
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"But before the big boing, what was there?"
"I guess we didn't really think about the prospect of her burning up upon re-entry."
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"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
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"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."
"Good Lord, Professor! There it goes - the theory of everything!"
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"In these cynical times, it's touching to see how Edward Teller has maintained his faith in the H-bomb."
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"It's all string theory to me."
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"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."
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"I see here that the universe is now thought to be full of inexplicably dense clumps."
"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"
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"Always the last place you look!"
"Well, your quantum computer is broken in every way possible simultaneously."
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The Style of Elements
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Einstein At The Bank
Newton's cradle using snowballs.