"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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rabbit, rabbits, science, scientist, scientists, scientific, professor, laboratory, lab, biology, physics, chemistry, lab coat, academic, academics, research, researchers, post doc, post doctoral, phd, doctorate, doctoral, post grad, graduate, research grant, grants, research project, research assignments, word play, play on words"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."
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space, outer space, in space, moon, moon landing, science, scientific, scientists, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, scientist, physics, astrophysics, astronomy, astrology, atmosphere, situation comedy, wind, wind chimes, vacuum, space suit, space ship, porch, porches, star, starsNewton's Cradle
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newtons cradle, newton's cradle, newtons cradles, newton's cradles, issac newton, sir issac newton, swing, swings, swingset, swingsets, kid, kids, child, childhood, play, playing, physics, playground, playgrounds, playpark, playparks, play park, play parks, park, parks, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, conservation of energy, momentum, conservation of energy and momentum, newtons balls, newton's balls, executive ball clicker, executive ball clickers, laws of motion, third law of motion, 3rd law of motionA bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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bat, bats, pizza, pizzas, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizzeria, pizzerias, upside-down, inverted, invert, inverts, dough, bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, bread, breads, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, gravity, physics, roost, roosts, roosting, italian, italian food, italian foods, biology, biologist, biologists, design flaw, design flaws, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.
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newton, sir issac newton, newtons cradle, newtons cradles, olive, olives, olive on a stick, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, newton's cradle, newton's cradle, physics, conservation of energy, momentum, conservation of momentum, desk toys, desk toy, newtons balls, newton's balls, olive pick, olive picks, modern lifeRaptures
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rapture, raptures, satisfied, satisfaction, content, contentment, contented, joy, joyful, ecstasy, neat, neatness, tidy, tidiness, quantum physics, quantum physicist, quantum physicists, physics, scientist, scientists, organised, organisation, organized, organization, farm, farms, farmer, farmersSpud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."
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neptune, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, moon, moons, spud, spuds, potato, potatoes, moon name, moon names, naming moons, neptunes moons, neptune's moons, discovery, discoveries, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, scientist, scientists, astrophysics, physics, physicist, physicists, patience"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."
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chicken and the egg, the chicken and the egg, chicken, chickens, science, scientist, scientists, scientific research, creationist, creationists, creationism, big bag, the big bang, beginning of time, the beginning of time, the known universe, known universe, physicist, physicists, physics, space time, the laws of physics, singularity, the singularity, chicken god, the chicken god"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"
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science, scientific, vague, theory, theorising, theories, theoretical, oddball, odd ball, scientists, professors, professor, the unknown, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, the unknown, unknown, space, astronomy, astronomical, physics, astro, astrophysics, dark matter, deep space, smell, smells, making the best of a bad situation"David believes in multiple universes—all of them lousy."
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parallel universe, parallel universes, multiverse, the multiverse, multiple universes, multiverse theory, physics, cosmology, space, alternate universe, alternate universes, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, pessimism, grouch, grouchy, grouches, grump, grumpy, kill joy, kill joys, killjoy, kill-joys, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, cosmic bruiseBIG BANG COMIX
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science, scientific, astronomy, physics, big bang, big bang theory, theory, theories, universe, space, outer space, nothing, empty, blank, emptiness, explosion, explosions, exploding, planet, planets, star, stars, solar system, evolution, cosmic, origin, origins, origin story, origin stories, comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, creation, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."
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works of shakespeare, infinite monkey theorem, william shakespeare, monkey, monkeys, statistical mechanics, movie, movies, film, films, typewriter, typewriters, quentin tarantino, pop culture, violence, violent, literary works, literary work, physics, monkey metaphors, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematics"If birds fly over the rainbow, Garber, why, oh, why, can't I?"
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musical, musicals, dreamer, dreamers, dreaming, imagine, imagines, imagination, scientist, scientists, scientific, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, fly, flies, flying, flight, flights, aviation, aerodynamics, physics, physicist, physicists, lab, labs, aerospace, career, careers, out to lunch, research, researches, researching, researcher, researchers, job, jobs, lab tech, lab techs, lab technician, lab technicians, song, songs, singing, sing, sings"I guess we didn't really think about the prospect of her burning up upon re-entry."
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hey diddle diddle, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, the cow jumped over the moon, space travel, physics, physicist, physicists, space exploration, astronaut, astronauts, failed experiment, failed experiments, test flight, test flights, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, oversight, oversighjts, cow, cows, cattle"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
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tortoise, tortoises, upsidedown, upside down, upside-down, tortoise shell, tortoise shells, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, hero worship, mix up, mix ups, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, falling over, fallen over, accident, accidents, happy accident, happy accidents, turtle, turtles, physicist, physicists, physics, scientist, scientists"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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math, maths, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, physicist, physicists, answers, meditate, meditations, meditating, meditation, buddha, buddhist, buddhists, meaning of life, the meaning of life, zen buddhist, zen buddhists, physics, zen, answer, inner peace, enlightenment, physicist, physicistsA Newton's cradle wrecking ball.
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wrecking ball, wrecking balls, demolition, demolish, demolishes, demolishing, destroy, destroys, destroying, gravity, newton's cradle, newton's cradles, newtons cradle, newtons cradles, toy, toys, executive toy, executive toys, momentum, physics, physics teacher, physics teachers, construction, constructions, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, building, buildings"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."
"Good Lord, Professor! There it goes - the theory of everything!"
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theory of everything, sex appeal, student, students, professor, professors, physics, undergrad, undergrads, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists, biology"In these cynical times, it's touching to see how Edward Teller has maintained his faith in the H-bomb."
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edward teller, hydrogen bomb, h-bomb, father of the hydrogen bomb, inventor, inventors, physics, physicist, physicists, faith, keep the faith, keeps the faith, keeping the faith, inspiring, inspiration, inspirations, military industrial complex, cynic, cynics, cynical, cynicism, scientist, scientists, theoretical physics, theoretical physicist, theoretical physicists"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."
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