"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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Tonite 5-8: Is string theory bullshit?
"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."
"While you were out, there was a rift in the space-time continuum."
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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.
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Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."
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"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."
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"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"
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"David believes in multiple universes—all of them lousy."
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BIG BANG COMIX
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"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."
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"If birds ﬂy over the rainbow, Garber, why, oh, why, can't I?"
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"But before the big boing, what was there?"
"I guess we didn't really think about the prospect of her burning up upon re-entry."
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"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
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"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.
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"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."
"Good Lord, Professor! There it goes - the theory of everything!"
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"In these cynical times, it's touching to see how Edward Teller has maintained his faith in the H-bomb."
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"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."
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