"I'd like to dedicate my next song to that delightful little table in the corner."
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"There's no business like show business. . ."
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"Let's see him get out of this sonata."
"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."
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"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."
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"I'd like to dedicate this next song to all those who thought they'd loved and lost only to find out years later that it was just some sort of scheduling conflict."
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"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."
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"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."
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"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."
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"Vivian ends every set with 'Que Será, Será.' "
"Here's another one about Teddy bears."
"Is that cute or is that cute?"
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Dog hides behind piano.
George Sand Has Some People In For Drinks
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"You can't beat live music."
"Can't say I'm surprised. It's a notoriously difficult piece of music."
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"Personally, I'd have preferred more transit cops."
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"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."
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Keyboard in Heaven
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"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."
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"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."
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"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."
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