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Pick-up Line Cartoons
Pick-up Line cartoon 1 of 61
"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."
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"So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?"
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"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
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"I don't know—somehow, when John Travolta says 'Look at me,' it's different."
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"Do you mind if I sit down? I often feel weak in the presence of great art."
Pick-up Line cartoon 6 of 61
"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."
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"You're dewy-eyed."
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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
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"You Democrats will never win back the red states if you keep refusing to go out with me."
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"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
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"My wife doesn't understand me, and I bet she wouldn't understand you, either."
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affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, unfaithfulness, wife, wives, husband, husbands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, flirtation, flirtations, excuse, excuses, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chat up, chat ups, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problemsPick-up Line cartoon 12 of 61
"Haven't I seen you on 'Adam Smith's Money World'?"
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"I love the way you use your bulk."
Pick-up Line cartoon 14 of 61
"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."
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"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."
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"If I had known I was going to meet somebody like you, I would have lost some weight, gotten some hair plugs, and made more money."
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"If I had known I was going to meet somebody like you, I would have lost some weight, gotten some hair plugs, and made more money."
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"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."
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"Arachnophunnies"
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"I have a great weakness for men who make me laugh. So go ahead!"
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"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."
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"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"
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"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"
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"I can't believe you used that line to get me in here."
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