Pick-up Lines Cartoons

Pick-up Lines Cartoons

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"I love the way you make me rethink my commitment to family values."

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"It's a standard pre-pickup-line agreement."

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"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

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"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."

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"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."

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"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"

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"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

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"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

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"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"

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"You look like hell!"

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"Hi! .... I've been asked to introduce myself. I'm Todd ... from the Denver Zoo."

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"I don't actually speak them, but I know the names of lots of languages."

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"I have a great weakness for men who make me laugh. So go ahead!"

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"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

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"You're dewy-eyed."

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"So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?"

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"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

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"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

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"If I weren't a living fossil I could go for you."

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"I have nothing on my radar, Claudia, but you and a bunch of bugs."

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"You Democrats will never win back the red states if you keep refusing to go out with me."

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"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

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"You're really nice, Richard. I was hoping I could fix you up with my mom."

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"It was I, Glenda. I wrote the book of love."

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"You don't like opera? Okay. Want to see my abs?"

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