Pick Up Cartoons

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"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

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"This one to your liking, sir?"

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"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

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"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."

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"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

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"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."

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"Have I got a girl for you!"

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"As a little boy you raised tropical fish - so what?"

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"He's So Your Type."

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"Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don't seem to work for me anymore."

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"They're especially bold at this time of year."

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"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

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"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

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"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

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"I'm in a band."

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"What'll it be, handsome?"

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"I'm Danny Felner, a soft-edged kind of guy. We're coming back."

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"The nuts are good, but I have a can of really good nuts back at my place."

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Romance 101

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"How about instead of another stupid Monday lunch we go to my place, crank up Terry Gross, and play Twister naked?"

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"How's about you and me flying out to Utah and taking a gander at some of the earthworks I've financed."

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"You want to check out my crib?"

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"So - how long have you lived in New York?"

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"Kick off your shoes and relax, my dear."

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"You really do something to my judgement and risk control."

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