Pick Up Cartoons

Effective Catcalls

"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"

"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."

"This one to your liking, sir?"

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don't seem to work for me anymore."

"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."

"I'm Danny Felner, a soft-edged kind of guy. We're coming back."

"So - how long have you lived in New York?"

"I'm on sabbatical from a marriage in Lewiston, Maine."

"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."

"I noticed you looking at me."

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

"Can I buy you a house?"

"It's drive-by dating."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"Have I got a girl for you!"

"How's about you and me flying out to Utah and taking a gander at some of the earthworks I've financed."

"Would you like to have a drink with me after the genocide panel?"

Romance 101

"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"

"How about instead of another stupid Monday lunch we go to my place, crank up Terry Gross, and play Twister naked?"

"This is my first drink of the day."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."